Michael Morris
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Posts a Rodney Kingish "Can't we all just get along" message with the ulterior motive of getting his sig into yet another thread, thus further increasing the number of links back to his site.
This is a Troll [meta-thread]
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Mathew_Freeman
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Scoffs at Michael_Morrus for promoting his own site, gets his name wrong, accuses him of blatant self-promotion and pimping, fails to spot hideous amount of hypocrisy in own post.
No, honest, it's really exciting!
No, honest, it's really exciting!
dreadnought
First Post
Rants at Tallarn for tricking him into clicking the *#*$&^%*&^ thug link AGAIN. Launches into long diatribe about abuses on the boards before losing the thread of his argument and resorting to semi-intelligible cheap shots. Calls Tallarn a "stupid monkey" and curses his moustache. Clicks SUMBIT in fury and immediately regrets doing so.
Later edits post in a fit of guilt, tries to emend it to sound cheerful but only succeeds in insulting Tallarn further.
Later edits post in a fit of guilt, tries to emend it to sound cheerful but only succeeds in insulting Tallarn further.
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Arken
Explorer
Backs the claim that the DnD movie was aclassic by saying that a still-living and much respected science fiction or fantasy writer is rubbish.
States that Tolkien couldn't write and that the Dragonlance novels are infinitely better than LOTR.
Waits for flaming with glee.
OT: (contradiction or what
) Has everyone seen this? feel free to draw inspiration from it) Flame Warriors :OT
States that Tolkien couldn't write and that the Dragonlance novels are infinitely better than LOTR.
Waits for flaming with glee.
OT: (contradiction or what
) Has everyone seen this? feel free to draw inspiration from it) Flame Warriors :OT
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Kriskrafts
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Realizes that Baraendur is right (about this point, not about the original troll topic). Goes back into earlier posting and makes edit more in line with the meta-theme.Baraendur said:
Decides to launch two more tangent trolls, stating that "Captain Archer is much better than either Kirk or Picard" and also stating "Tomatoes are technically considered a fruit, but I've always thought of them as vegetables."
Once more thanks Baradtgnome for the enlightenment and asking MerricB what is so great about Australia. Finishes by once again point out that Baraendur is TOTALLY WRONG about his original posting that started the thread.
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jonesy
A Wicked Kendragon
Notes that this still-living and much respected science fiction or
fantasy writer died a year ago, and that he was never really
respected or in fact had nothing to do with either science fiction
or fantasy. Doughnuts however taste good and the DnD movie
is the best thing since sliced bread with cheese on top.
Kriskrafts
First Post
Quotes Tallarn, but is really just using this as an excuse to bump the thread back up. Points out the hideous amount of hypocrisy of Tallaran's criticism of Michael_Morrus, due to the plug for his own Story Hour. Makes one more redundant point about the original topic, before putting in a plug for two story hours:Tallarn said:
“League of Assassins” Story Hour thread:
http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/show...&threadid=37644
““Chinese Take-out” Story Hour thread:
http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/show...42&pagenumber=1
Makes comment about Mr. Howell, just because he was the only Gilligan's Island character not yet referenced. Logs off feeling self satisfied.
baradtgnome
First Post
Outraged about plugs in trolls, mostly because I have nothing worth plugging.
States that the professor had the hots for the skipper, only because I want Maryann for myself.
Knowing that tomatoes are a fruit and not really a vegetable is a good start down the path of enlightenment. However, science can be legislated and lobbies for granite to be made an endangered species. Because you just never know.
Complains about the common trouble of getting harsh desert sand in my cheese whiz. Hey, have you every tried it on fruit roll ups, it is great!
Points out that Sherwood Schwartz was obviously wrong, just look around at these boards. And that 1 Billion monkeys typing randomly on keyboards will not statistically produce the combined works of Shakespear, again, just look around at these boards.
Anyone who takes offense at the monkey reference has something to hide. "want a banana?"
Thanks Eric's grandma for being just the way she is, don't ever change babe.
Looks back in horror at this post but the chaotic part of him just presses submit reply
States that the professor had the hots for the skipper, only because I want Maryann for myself.
Knowing that tomatoes are a fruit and not really a vegetable is a good start down the path of enlightenment. However, science can be legislated and lobbies for granite to be made an endangered species. Because you just never know.
Complains about the common trouble of getting harsh desert sand in my cheese whiz. Hey, have you every tried it on fruit roll ups, it is great!
Points out that Sherwood Schwartz was obviously wrong, just look around at these boards. And that 1 Billion monkeys typing randomly on keyboards will not statistically produce the combined works of Shakespear, again, just look around at these boards.
Anyone who takes offense at the monkey reference has something to hide. "want a banana?"
Thanks Eric's grandma for being just the way she is, don't ever change babe.
Looks back in horror at this post but the chaotic part of him just presses submit reply
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Mathew_Freeman
Adventurer
Kriskrafts said:
Quotes Kriskrafts for outrageous error - I don't have a SH, doofus! Adds smiley to show it is meant in fun, but is actually very annoyed.
Pimps threads, makes Hivemind joke, bashes hong with a stick, eats a banana, jumps through logical hoops to explain why Rangers are the best character class, leaves feeling ready to return at an instants notice and defend himself.
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