This is a Troll [meta-thread]

[jdavis]

It is now April second here so I decide to unleash my fury and wrath on the subject that should of ended long ago, obviously I was right but some beople can't leave good enough alone, flame everybody, use personal slander and attacks even though I have no personal knowlege to slander anybody else with (I'll just make stuff up). Rant for a while on how I get no respect and then rant on how everybody is driving this off topic in order to disrespect me, take everything ever said in the thread as a personal insult, including all the stuff not directed at me and even some of my own remarks to other people. Add smiley so nobody can take anything I said personally or get mad about it

 

[Darrin Drader]

Add smiley so nobody can take anything I said personally or get mad about it(...)

Draw attention to the fact that with the smiley deleted, there is much here to get mad about! And I'm mad! Oh yes, I AM MAD!

Substantiate several of the slanderous made up items and then use those to poison the well against people who have made points contrary to my original point. Now, with much of Jdavis's pillars of support eroded, drive home my original point and declare victory (or at least demand that those who disagree apologize).

Make a last cryptic remark that sows the seeds that could undermine my victoy if properly exploited.

 

[Silver Moon]

Makes post for no real reason other than to get my post count up to 500. Points out that both Jdavis and Baraendur should stop with the personal attacks, otherwise Eric's Grandmother will show up and slap their wrists with a ruler. Tosses in references again to Gilligan's Island, Shakespeare and Monkeys. Decides that enough damage has been done. Attaches picture relating to current Story Hour that has no relation to anything posted here thus far. Departs feeling self satisfied

 

[Darrin Drader]

Never mind me, just adding to my post count.

 

[jdavis]

The tread that never dies has once again reared it's ugly head. "From Hells Heart I stab at thee!" or something like that.

 

[Darrin Drader]

The tread that never dies has once again reared it's ugly head. "From Hells Heart I stab at thee!" or something like that.

Points out the Jdavis misspelled "thread."

Notes that according to the script, it goes:

KHAN

No... You can't get away... From

hell's heart I stab at thee...

(amid the pain)

For hate's sake... I spit my last

breath at thee!

Khan topples forward, dead. The WHINE continues to build chillingly.

 

[jdavis]

"The WHINE continues to build chillingly"

I'll have to agree with that part.

And how do you know I didn't mean tread instead of thread?
(note to self: must spellcheck better when dealing with troll).

 

[Clay_More]

Fat Dane Wielding a Stick, Using It To Power-Attack A Thread

"DIE THREAD..... DIEEEE........"

 

[Arken]

Suggests that people are only trying to kill the thread because they are unwilling to confront a very serious world issue. Go on to say that their wish to destroy discussion on such an issue is naive and morally suspect.

Posts a sad smilie hoping to sustain the troll a little longer...

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Responds to Arken by informing him that this issue has been done to death, that I'm fed up of seeing it come back every two weeks, and that this thread is indicative of the lack of imagination of most ENWorld posters these days. Goes into Four Yorkshiremen Mode, claims that when he started posting the discussion were about philosophy, the human condition, existensialism, and kobolds, and that "in my day, you had to have a postcount of at least 1000 just to get noticed, young man".

Furthermore, Baraendur is still DEAD WRONG, Monkeys have been upgraded to Gorrillaz, this thread is resistant to all known forms of attack, and points out that he warned Baraendur about reviving this thread in meta the other day.

Sighs in a world weary fashion, drops Outwar link again (The True Meaning of Monkeys), and disappears in a puff of logic.