DrunkonDuty
he/him
Not sure this is what you're after but:
Recently had a conversation between a LG PC (Dwarf) and a CE NPC (Frost Giant) that went something like:
PC: We'll set up a tariff station on the edge of your lands to handle our import duties.
NPC: What are import duties?
PC: Taxes on goods brought in, worked out on a percentage of the value of the goods.
NPC: (stunned that anyone would allow such an imposition on their personal property) You're kidding right?
PC: No. How do you handle people shipping goods through your lands?
NPC: They have to pay me bribes or I'll smash them to a pulp. The more valuable their cargo the bigger the bribe.
Both sides learnt something about one another that day.
Recently had a conversation between a LG PC (Dwarf) and a CE NPC (Frost Giant) that went something like:
PC: We'll set up a tariff station on the edge of your lands to handle our import duties.
NPC: What are import duties?
PC: Taxes on goods brought in, worked out on a percentage of the value of the goods.
NPC: (stunned that anyone would allow such an imposition on their personal property) You're kidding right?
PC: No. How do you handle people shipping goods through your lands?
NPC: They have to pay me bribes or I'll smash them to a pulp. The more valuable their cargo the bigger the bribe.
Both sides learnt something about one another that day.