Titles spotted next to each other in a book catalog

[Desdichado]

Pulled from an older Barnes and Noble catalog:

EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL next to HOW TO MAKE ANYONE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

WINNING BEDTIME BATTLES next to HOW TO ARGUE AND WIN EVERY TIME

CAUGHT ME A BIG 'UN next to LADY COTTINGTON'S PRESSED FAIRY BOOK

DEALING WITH PEOPLE YOU CAN'T STAND next to GET THE FACTS ON ANYONE

A HISTORY OF PHALLIC WORSHIP next to JUST SAY A FEW WORDS

THE DEATH OF COMMON SENSE next to IT WASN'T ALWAYS EASY BUT I SURE HAD FUN

MAKING LOVE IN THE WOODS next to TOTAL EXPOSURE

THINKING FOR A CHANGE next to LEADS AND CONCLUSIONS

THE OLDEST PROFESSION next to WORK WON'T LOVE YOU BACK

THE ART OF MINGLING next to THE ART OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

SECRET SEXUAL POSITIONS next to BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

WHAT TO SAY WHEN YOU TALK TO YOURSELF next to IS IT TOO LATE TO RUN AWAY AND JOIN THE CIRCUS?

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Hehehe, those are great.

 

[Lady_Acoma]

I now have a need to find every Barnes and Noble Catalog ever...

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Those are funny!

 

[xmanii]

lol, funny

 

[Kemrain]

Joshua, are you looking for these things, or has some higher power decided that you will be the funny/clever man?

- Kemrain the Amused.

 

[Desdichado]

Just lucked out into this find...

 

[The It's Man]

When I still worked at a place with every week a performance on stage, someone had booked "Bloeiende Maagden "the week after "De Raggende Mannen" .

"raggen" = a verb meaning moving wildly hence and forth
"mannen" = men

"bloeien" = to blossom, but when speaking Dutch, it can also mean to bleed
"maagden" = virgins

 

[Captain NeMo]

Hehe.

 

[MonsterMash]

Very amusing - thanks.