Top 10 reasons why you ain't going to Gencon

[Omegium]

-31 It is in america, why not just in Eindhoven, really cool town

 

[ninthcouncil]

-32. I am spending a year dead for tax reasons.

 

[KDLadage]

-33: About to start a new possition, and the idea of asking for vacation in the first week of that new job seems... a bit presumptuous.

 

[Tom Cashel]

-34 I'm too busy drinking "martimmys."

-35 It's simple. I have a diagram.

 

[trentonjoe]

-36 I have fulfilled my quota of days in Wisconsin already this year.

 

[qstor]

37. I'm going to DragonCon instead.



Mike

 

[Tyros]

-38. I have a network support pager grafted to my hip.
-39. Reason -38 goes off if I stray too far away from my job. Like the bathroom for example.
-40. One of my buddies is going (Fee!) but he's leaving early so he won't miss my session Sunday. Talk about devotion!

 

[Kerrick]

-41. Didn't have any money back when i could have reg'd, and I have a family pig roast to attend that weekend. Last time I get to see most of them before I move to WA state... but I'll be right there for next year!

 

[Mirth]

-19 Because I'm a loser with no friends

You do realize this is GenCon, right? Believe me, you would be among your own people there.

 

[Shane]

-42 I'll have to bathe to get in.

Shane

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