D&D 4E Top Ten Things I've Learned on the 4e Forum

[NewfieDave]

There is no spoon, but fans of spoons need not be worried, because WotC has plans to include spoons in a future 4e sourcebook.

Spoons will also be easier to run for the DM, will provide more options for the player's characters, and overall will be more fun.

Of course, revealing the exact mechanics of spoons is impossible at this time without revealing the whole system.

 

[Rechan]

Spoons will also be easier to run for the DM, will provide more options for the player's characters, and overall will be more fun.

You forgot "Cooler" and "does tons of damage".

Of course, because the turkish salad spoon is now known as the Turkish Greenery Doom Utensil, I will not be converting.

 

[Fifth Element]

I've learned that no matter what your complaint is about 3e, 4e, GURPS, poker or dodge-ball, the answer is always to give Castles & Crusades a try.

Congratulations. You win the thread.

I believe your prize is a copy of Castle & Crusades...

 

[Remathilis]

From my Sig:


Godwin's Law, revised for D&D
As an online discussion of RPGs grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving video games approaches one.

corollary
Once such a comparison has been made, the thread is over, and whoever made the comparison has lost whatever argument he was attempting to make.

addendum
The words "video games" can be replaced by "roll-playing", "munchkinning", or any of several other phrases designed to prematurely drive the thread into the ground. Quirks's exception also applies here: if the individual "Godwinning" the thread is recognized as doing so, the thread is not over, but that individual's line of argument is still presumed to have been unsuccessful.

 

[Xethreau]

- Expressed opinions are often grounds for personal attacks
- Some people will never accept change; others are so open minded their brain falls out
- Cocaine is one hell of a drug [/humor?]

 

[Hairfoot]

Any edition which does not include the Bohemian ear-spoon is not a true edition. Sorry, war-edition.

 

[Ty]

Hey, don't knock the Warbohemiam Warear-Warspoon!

 

[Dross]

34) Some Sane people agree with me about 4E.

Fixed that for you.

Apparently a lot of people cannot see that 4e is good for you AND that 3#e is good for you. :\

 

[Dragonhelm]

744) Don't make Morrus angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
745) Numbering systems can get off very easily.

 

[D.Shaffer]

From my Sig:
Godwin's Law, revised for D&D: *SNIP*

Anime being a notable variation of this rule that needs to be listed.