D&D 4E Top Ten Things I've Learned on the 4e Forum

[Ourph]

I've learned that no matter what your complaint is about 3e, 4e, GURPS, poker or dodge-ball, the answer is always to give Castles & Crusades a try.

 

[Vyvyan Basterd]

59. I've learned that many gamers suffer from Metathesiophobia.

 

[Li Shenron]

If you agree with a 4e change you're a Britney Halfspear-type fanboy that lives on fast food.

If you criticize a 4e change you're a hater, an anarchist and a [censored: no politics here!].

If you are still undecided or fall in the middle... you're BOTH!

 

[Shortman McLeod]

I got one!

D&D is morphing into a computer/internet based game. By 5e there will be no paper, pencils, or dice.

 

[Black Knight Irios]

All words can have the prefix "war"! - No Exceptions!

 

[BadMojo]

No no no. Chuck Norris CAN'T play 4E. The only way to truly make 4E awesome is to use him as the material component in an arcane ritual by first grinding him up in a fine powder along with two puppies, unicorn's blood and an episode of Vampire Hunter D.

Wow. 4E contains REAL Chuck Norris dust? Sign me up!

 

[Dragonhelm]

I've learned that no matter what your complaint is about 3e, 4e, GURPS, poker or dodge-ball, the answer is always to give Castles & Crusades a try.

Castles & Crusades. The game that robs equally from all editions.

All words can have the prefix "war"! - No Exceptions!

War-kender. I like it!

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

All words can have the prefix "war"! - No Exceptions!

WarProof:
Warall Warwords warcan warhave warthe warprefix "warwar"! - Warno Warexceptions.

Looks a bit clumsly, maybe someone else can make a good mathematical proof (via Induction?)

 

[Simia Saturnalia]

D&D is a generic fantasy RPG and always has been.

 

[Gundark]

53) Unmonitored internet access at work rocks/ might be a bad idea.

THIRDED. My work productivity has been cut since the 4e announcement....and my post count has skyrocketed