D&D 4E Top Ten Things I've Learned on the 4e Forum

[Brown Jenkin]

If I spend too much time obsessing over 4E I don't get nearly as much done at work.

 

[Midknightsun]

49(I. . . think) WotC is an evil organization who is right now in your house. . . . stealing your 3e books . . . . to burn in effigy to our new 4e overlords.

50) Names make people panic

51) All the brainpower wasted on these boards could power my house for the rest of my life.

52) 4e is the best/worst incarnation of D&D/not D&D ever made/not made yet and will suceed beyond all expectations/crash and burn in a fiery blaze.

53) Unmonitored internet access at work rocks/ might be a bad idea.

54) Drizz't is now a tiefling warlock who dual weilds golden wyverns adeptly.

 

[Fifth Element]

50A) Art makes people panic.

50B) Cover design makes people panic.

50C) Playtest reports with colourful descriptions of actions make people panic.

50D) Slight tweaking of monster designs makes people panic.

 

[Cthulhudrew]

The only complainers are small (but vocal) minorities.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

53) Unmonitored internet access at work rocks/ might be a bad idea.

Seconded!

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

56) The only fans don't really care about D&D and just want <haven't figured this out at>

 

[AnonymousOne]

50A) Art makes people panic.

50B) Cover design makes people panic.

50C) Playtest reports with colourful descriptions of actions make people panic.

50D) Slight tweaking of monster designs makes people panic.

50E) The likelihood of a grognard stampede increases with every bit of cover art released.

 

[hazel monday]

57. Never argue with a fanatic.

 

[KingCrab]

Many people hope that 4E bombs, and that many good writers, artists and designers are left without steady jobs.

Come, now. The have to be punished for their sins against 3.x.

 

[dmccoy1693]

Chuck Norris will be playing 4e.

No no no. Chuck Norris CAN'T play 4E. The only way to truly make 4E awesome is to use him as the material component in an arcane ritual by first grinding him up in a fine powder along with two puppies, unicorn's blood and an episode of Vampire Hunter D.