Under strange stars

Jagra confidently walks to the town and fortunately nothing stops him. He enters the main street, where a group of several cyclopses gather around the wizard or sorcerer cyclops you already know.

"ANDE VA TU, KAPUYO?" asks, wich means something like "Where the hell do you think you´re going?"

Jagra asks his question; he sneers, turns to the other cyclopses, who also grin, then back to you and starts a long rant you have some trouble undertanding, as he´s using a lot of localisms. "So you want to meet your midget-lover friend, eh? He´s out of play by the moment, and won´t do anything, as he had to be long ago. You´re lucky you have three days to pray, because if it were for me you´d be dead right now. But if you keep your sorry ass here, we´ll kick the :):):):) out of you now. So move those pitiful legs and get out of here."
 

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Wishing he had memorized his charm one-eyed, backwards-thinking, pea-brained jungle giant spell, Jagra calmly replies. "If you really want us off your island, why not help us repair our ship? We want to leave as badly as you want us to - we did not ask to be marooned here --" The gnome leaves the words hanging in the air, like a balloon ripe for popping...
 


Jagra looks unimpressed.

He smirks, and then replies. "Certainly. I'll leave, mate. One question a'fore I go. What is your name?"
 


Beginning to walk away, Jagra casts fly. He then looks back and replies, with a fecal-eating grin on his features, "Oh, I will. I want to be sure they get it right on your tombstone when I fry your big, dumb, lard-filled arse."

With a cackle, the gnome flies away and meets his friends in the jungle.
 


Amira

Amira looks surprised to see Jagra returing so early. "Did you already find him? No, you couldn't have. What happened?"
 

"Let's just say I met some large-scale resistance..." the gnome says wryly. "I don't know for sure, but I think that they've imprisoned our cleric friend for being a 'miget-lover'". Jagra quickly provides the details of his conversations with the giants.

He adds, "I think that we should look for him again, but I believe that under the cover of darkness might be our best bet, when all the one-eyed ones have those eyes closed..." He winks and then looks to the captain...
 
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Al-Khazad, Captain

"Perhaps, after we investigate the nest. We appear to be on a bit of a deadline. No pun intended, and it doesn't sound like he could sway the community. He appears in the minority, unfortunately. I say we stick with our original plan, and help him later, if we can. Any objections, or other ideas?"
 

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