There are only two acceptable condiments for a hot dog: spicy brown mustard, or hot pepper relish.
Balsphemy. If you aren't eating it for the hot dog, have a burger.I mean if you are eating a hot dog, it's not for the hot dog but for whatever you are putting on it.
Balsphemy. If you aren't eating it for the hot dog, have a burger.
Maybe don't eat a bad hot dog then?If I want a burger, I'll eat a burger. If I want a sausage on a bun, I'll eat a bratwurst, a knackwurst, a mettwurst, a nice Texas smoked sausage or literally anything but a hot dog. If I'm eating a hot dog, it's because I don't care much about what I'm eating and my expectation is all the flavor is going to come from what I put on it not the cheap steamed bun and vaguely meat flavored tube.
They seem to far outnumber good ones, to the point where I am not sure the latter ones even existMaybe don't eat a bad hot dog then?
And with almost no concession at all to vaguely late Middle Ages setting tropes.Eberron is the best setting ever created for D&D because it was the one most intentionally created for D&D.
I mean if you are eating a hot dog, it's not for the hot dog but for whatever you are putting on it.