Unpopular opinion: the only bottled condiment that belongs on ground meat is mustard.
- Ketchup is strictly for use on fried potatoes and onion rings, only, forever.
- Mayonnaise is exclusively for cold poultry sandwiches and tuna salad.
- And pickle relish is to be left at the store to languish, alone and forgotten and unloved, to atone for the crimes it has committed against sandwiches and cucumbers alike.
- If you must put a bottled condiment on a burger or sausage or other ground-meat-situation, there's a clue in the name: it must be mustard.