Which reminds me of this: the Lazy Man's Monte Christo.
A buddy of mine likes Monte Christo sandwiches. Specifically, the version which is ham (& turkey, sometimes), Swiss cheese, and strawberry preserves on French toast sprinkled with powdered sugar. Unfortunately for him, the restaurant that made those around here went out of business. He lamented this to me, wondering what he would do without his franken-sandwich...
I thought for a minute, and told him all he had to do was put his meat & cheese between a pair of freshly toasted frosted strawberry Pop-Tarts. Voila- Lazy Man's Monte Christo!
He ALMOST hugged me.