Unusual Weres

[Gold Roger]

Halfling Were-Snapping Turtles

Orc Were-Gorillon

Warforged Were-Golem

Were-Elementals

 

[Chimera]

Warforged Were-Golem

Oh good god. Please don't even get me started down that line of mental images.


Warforged: "Ahg! The full moon! Grr-ahk! Uhhhhhggg. Aaaaaaaaa!!!"

(*poof* He's a Washing Machine.)




Adventurer 1: Does this happen every month?
Adventurer 2: Yeah, but we don't mind. It helps us get caught up on laundry.

 

[LostWorldsMike]

Were-badgers. Scary thought.

Hey! I played one of those. He was a gnome by the name of Virtuous Whimmes.

 

[Andor]

Ahh. Now being a were-gnome is a proper curse. Every month you get short and everyone hates you.

Other annoying weres..

Were-trout
Were-rug
Were-beer

But the worst curse would have to be were-toilet paper..

 

[blargney the second]

Warforged: "Ahg! The full moon! Grr-ahk! Uhhhhhggg. Aaaaaaaaa!!!"

(*poof* He's a Washing Machine.)


Adventurer 1: Does this happen every month?
Adventurer 2: Yeah, but we don't mind. It helps us get caught up on laundry.

*laugh*

Just don't put pairs of socks in there.

 

[TheAuldGrump]

Beware the were-manatee. It will eat all your cabbage!

Not really weird-were, but my Mesoamerican Renaissance setting in stagnant development has were-jaguars.

A Hill Giant Were-Dire Manatee. Oh, the huge manatee!

The Auld Grump

 

[Land Outcast]

- An order of paladin werehounds, bred since ancient times to hunt down the enemies of the emperor.

exxxellent!

BTW: anyone has a free simpler lycanthropic template?

 

[Agent Oracle]

Werebirds are never thought of. A Wereraven rogue would own the night.

A werehummingbird sorcerer would, posibly drive the universe insane.

Werefrogs. Just because.

Weresquirrels, the bane of birdfeeders...

Werepigeons... no statue is safe...

 

[Simulated Sanity]

An order of paladin werehounds, bread since ancient times to hunt down the enemies of the emperor.

I believe there was a collective homebrew (forumbrew?) that had werewolf paladins.

Cool idea.

 

[Simulated Sanity]

Aha! It was called Cressia:

I'm currently using the Cressia setting a collective homebrew created right here at Enworld in the old Fantasy Arms Race thread initiated by Rangerwicket a year or so ago. Cressia is a druidic theocracy where werewolf paladins (Dog Soldiers) serve the organic Temple cities... ::snip::