I figured I'd post an update of sorts here myself...
My wife played D&D for the first time last night. She wanted a human/big dog hybrid, sort of a half-woman/half-saint bernard, who was a powerful warrior, but not a "weapon master" type; and so, with a little judicious tweaking of the half-orc template, a Level 1 Half-Dog Ranger was born.
Her stats rolled on 4d6 drop lowest were:
18 - assigned to strength
16 - assigned to dex
10 - assigned to cha
14 - assigned to wis
15 - assigned to con
12 - assigned to int
I watched this amazing set of stats materialize right before my eyes! Why the heck is it that the FIRST TIMERS get stuff like this???
so, armed with two "huge paul hogan-style knives" (short swords) and a sling, she set off in search of two orcs who burned down a small village. She got a simple tutorial in using skills, and spotted the two orcs hiding in the forest. She took each of them down in three rounds, total.
later, she was rescuing a unicorn from several orcs and one really nasty orcish butcher, who wanted the unicorn for unsavory purposes, hidden in an abandoned mine. She took her first dungeon crawl quite well. I introduced all the basics (saving throws against traps, breaking down doors, listening for distant noises, etc.)
All in all, she enjoyed it thoroughly. She got to do a little role-play, and plenty of descriptive combat, which she enjoyed immensely. She wants to play again soon - I will probably see if her sister and sister's boyfriend want to play too, to give her a little bit of party dynamic.
One sidenote: In two thirty-minute scenarios, I saw FIVE verified critical hits by her with short swords. FIVE!
Note to self: steal wife's dice on periodic basis...