[Waaaay OT] I am the chosen one...

[Moe Ronalds]

Today, the bubbly gods of coke smiled upon me. I passed by a coke machine. There were several in a row, and none of them seemed to hold any special significance (of course for the obvious fact that they contianed coke) except for one. I was drawn to this machine... In it, I saw my destiny.

Shakily, I smoothed out my dollar bill, and placed it in. The machine gurgled for a bit after I punched the button, making my selection. Within moments, my coca-cola fell into my hands. But what's this? I still had change. Odd, the machine said cokes were one dollar. Then, another crash! Another coke bottle had fallen into my palm!!!

Obviously I am the one. The One with The Two rather. Rejoice all ye followers of coke, your savior has come.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

*bows to the Master of Coke*

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

*drinks a Pepsi*

 

[BlackWych]

A little Bacardi gold reserve with that?

 

[Zeddan]

*drinks a Pepsi*

HERETIC!!! Burn him, he's a witch. and what do we do with witches? We burn them.

 

[Moe Ronalds]

*drinks a Pepsi*

PAGAN!!! How dare thouh worship at the altar of Pepsatan in my presence!!! Thoust shall be smoted!!!

 

[Jeph]

/burns Ankh-Morpork Guard

 

[Ferret]

You might call me new age but, Vanilla Coke!

 

[Richards]

Moe Ronalds is not only the Chosen One...he's the Real Thing.

Johnathan

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

You might call me new age but, Vanilla Coke!

Now you're talkin my language! Vanilla Coke is all!!