D&D 4E We likes our dwarven women kinda furry! (aka 4e beards)

[Ruin Explorer]

I'm beginning to think dwarves don't need a gender. They're all carved from stone and awakened by some mystical process that turns them to flesh and blood. When they die, they go back to the stone they were made from. The so-called dwarven females are myths spread by the conniving gnomes.

Elves, are the other hand, and androgynous hermaphrodites that possess both sets of sex organs.

That's scary, you're practically directly quoting my wife's opinion when I noted that LotR Online didn't have female dwarves (which she has played in many MMORPGs, perhaps in compensation for her lofty height irl).

Also elves are definately androgynous, so their being hermaphrodites seems reasonable enough.

 

[Gloombunny]

I'm beginning to think dwarves don't need a gender. They're all carved from stone and awakened by some mystical process that turns them to flesh and blood. When they die, they go back to the stone they were made from. The so-called dwarven females are myths spread by the conniving gnomes.

You can say they don't have a gender, but it's meaningless blather if you keep using the traditional portrayal. Which is very, very male.

 

[Kaffis]

Elves, on the other hand, are androgynous hermaphrodites that possess both sets of sex organs.

That solves the Vaarsuvius question quite neatly...