What actor would play your character?

[Mallus]

Hmmm... Sir Yatagan Fracas should be played by an obese Paul Reubens doing a bad Patrick Stewart impression. Or vice-versa. Unless he was done entirely with CGI, in which case obesity is optional.

Either way, he'd look a little like Lizardman from the Soul Calibur video game series (when he's on-duty) and a bit like the Gorn captain from Star Trek, except in a terrycloth bathrobe instead of a metallic disco tunic (when he's in his civvies).

 

[Woas]

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

All my characters are just Conan rip offs anyway.

 

[DM-Frost]

Deacon. He's a young human warlock, and a snarky douche with the feel of nobility about him.

Yeah...I think Ryan Reynolds would be able to capture his special version of suave, dry humor.

 

[Moon_Goddess]

My human Psion Saraz bint Farad bint Aqilah, would require a young, (20 something to play a 17 year old) actress of Persian decent assimilated into enough into american culture that she's willing to dress in pre-islam haram girl style.

This girl probably Photos of Nazanin Boniadi

 

[caudor]

Betty White, of course.

She is one bad mammajamma

 

[TarionzCousin]

Steve Buscemi would be perfect for most of my characters.

That's either sad or awesome. I'm not sure which.

The PC is significantly less gay.

But not "completely" less gay?

 

[Atlatl Jones]

Hmmm... Sir Yatagan Fracas should be played by an obese Paul Reubens doing a bad Patrick Stewart impression. Or vice-versa. Unless he was done entirely with CGI, in which case obesity is optional.

I was thinking he'd be played by John Holmes in a rubber suit.

Atlatl Jones would have to be CGI, because he's a dragon the size of a cat. He'd be voiced by Emo Phillips.

My tiefling warlock Gepetto Jack Fagin would be played by Ron Moody, who played Fagin in the musical of Oliver, with prosthetic horns.

 

[drothgery]

Hmm...
Riaan Decker d'Orien (my current tabletop PC; human swordmage who's brilliant, but sometimes sadly lacking in common sense) - not really sure; I kind of want the attitude that Robert Downey Jr. pulled off as Sherlock Holmes, but needs to be taller and somewhat more fair-complexioned (if it wasn't for his dragonmark, Riaan would often be suspected of being part-elven)

My favorite PBP character, though the game where she was in is no longer
Khalia ir'Indari (human archivist and a Thranish high noble) - Kate Beckinsale, perhaps? Though Khalia's younger than Kate by a bit.

 

[Jeff Wilder]

But not "completely" less gay?

I think he's got a weakness for shiny white-and-black hardshell armor. I haven't had a chance to fully explore this yet, but eventually I may be able to explain why TK-421 never stayed at his post.

 

[Kzach]

Hmm... let's see...

My halfling rogue would be played by Dominic Monaghan. He has the right sort of 'cheeky' persona that would suit the loveable scoundrel archetype I base the character on. The character is the type who could steal off you and then convince you, in a cute cockney accent, that his wife and thirteen children desperately need the money and that he was only doing it for them... even if you knew he didn't have a wife or any children.

My elven avenger would be played by Alexander Skarsgård. The character is an abnormally tall elf because he was actually born an eladrin. He lost his memory, and his mind, because of evil gnomes that tried to assassinate him as he is the direct descendent of an archfey. Surviving the attack he was found by elves and healed back to full health but never recovered his memories.

My human cleric would be played by Jeremy Irons. He's a grizzled veteran of a war fought many years ago that scarred him mentally. After a tough life of begging and wandering, he took up with a monastery, despite not believing in the gods. After an incident with the monks and some bandits, he had an epiphany and a vision and found his true calling. From that moment on he pledged his life to the healing arts.

I have others but can't think of who would play them for now.