"Trust me on this one - you don't wanna know. Audrey - don't tell him. You shouldn't have told me, but ya did, and now I'm tellin' YOU, you don't wanna know!"
"That was no accident. It was by design."
"If you have to shoot, shoot! Don't talk!"
"I like being bad. It makes me happy."
"You've got the makings of greatness in you, but you've got to take the helm and chart your own course! Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes you get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you're made of!...well...I hope I'm there...catching some of the light coming off you that day..."
"You got married to ELASTIGIRL?! Oh--and got B I Z A Y !"