What do Bards sing in your world?

[Zarthon]

I voted "Bards Suck", not because of the class (Personally I like the Bard class) but because the only Bard I have in my games is my brother who modeled his bard after the bard in "Astrix & Obilix" whose name is 'Carfonofix (spelling ???). IRL my brother has a terrible singing voice and a even worse Guitar style . Yet everytime we play he shows up with his guitar and a big grin on his face.

 

[Dark Eternal]

There was a running joke in one of my last campaigns that the Bard in the group had Perform (Scenes from a Hat) as a skill

lol - now that's wickedly funny. I guess my next bard will have to have Perform (Hoedown) or Perform (Questions Only).

I wonder if you could save on skill points just by taking Perform (Whose Line Is It, Anyways?)

 

[gamecat]

IMC, the bards of the Catterick Elves perform crazed, frenetic battle hymns that I would describe as Manowar meets Richard Wagner.

The Axis Magocracy persecutes bards, so I guess they dont sing at all, and well, the rest of the world is uncharted.

 

[ejja_1]

Bard songs

Bye bye Mr. orc with the pie
knew a wizrad with a lizard
But he went and died
The Barbarian luaghed and the paladin cried
"Who will shield me when the arrows all fly?"

 

[orbitalfreak]

What! No option for Folk/Country?? Blasphemy, I say!

My bards have a definite banjo thing going on, but some pick up the guitar and strum some mellow rock tunes now and then. Of course, I could see a bard with a magical guitar belting out some '80's power chords whilst the fighter thrashes the enemies.

 

[Pants]

lol - now that's wickedly funny. I guess my next bard will have to have Perform (Hoedown) or Perform (Questions Only).

I wonder if you could save on skill points just by taking Perform (Whose Line Is It, Anyways?)

DM: Your evil warlord impression was so good that you impressed the Gods... 10,000,000,000 points.
PC: W00t!
DM: Unfortanately, the points don't matter, so you get nothing...
PC: ...

 

[jgbrowning]

"There's a dragon who knows
all that glitters is gold,
and he's buying a stairway
to heaven."

joe b.

 

[blackshirt5]

YES! GO JG!

Wait a second, your bards sing old school make-out songs?

 

[blackshirt5]

damn you jgbrowning! You made me have to go listen to that song, thus delaying me getting to Angcuru's house for game!

Plus, I'm gonna have to d/l the mp3 at his house and make the rest of the group listen to it someday.

 

[Angcuru]

I'm going to serve the toxic substance that is Mountain Dew, just to piss you off, Blackshirt!