What do Bards sing in your world?

[Laslo Tremaine]

In our game the bard's player sings pretty much one song...

[Semi-operatic voice]
Pllluuussss ooonnneee! Pllluuusss ooonnnneee!
Plus one! Plus one! Plussss ooonnneee!
ad infinitum....
[/semi-opertic voice]

At least it helps us to remember to add that +1 to our rolls!

 

[Kahuna Burger]

When I played a bard, I made it clear that unless stated otherwise, Inspire Courage was always her doing "Do You Hear the People Sing" from Les Miserables. In her spare time singing in taverns it probably included some harry chapin and modern women's folk.

kahuna Burger

 

[Kahuna Burger]

Who's got the badger?
We've got the badger!

Badgers? We don't need no stinking BADGERS!!!!!!

 

[blackshirt5]

Badgers? We don't need no stinking BADGERS!!!!!!

I would've chosen to sing Primus' "Winona's Big Brown Beaver".

 

[Kareyev]

Cat Stevens & Jim Corce, with a bit of Dr. Demento throwing in now and again to keep this lively (Well a Scottsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair....).

 

[Olive]

what?!?!? No 'other' option?

Or even no "this poll sucks" option?

 

[Clay_More]

what would you expect from someone named after a piece of clothing