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[Hypersmurf]

I offered to remove you for only $9.95. Cheapskate.

Hi, Piratecat. Welcome to the boards!

We have a policy here at EN World of no personal attacks on other users. Please play nice; if you have any questions, feel free to email one of the moderators.

Hope to see you around!

-Hyp.
(Moderator)

 

[el-remmen]

I offered to remove you for only $9.95. Cheapskate.

Dude, I'm trying to run a D&D session, stop calling me!

 

[Piratecat]

Ha ha, Hypersmurf. I'd have more respect for your opinion if you didn't have, say, a freakin' smurf as your avatar! What's up with that avatar? Is that a smurf in free-fall, or wearing fake cosplay wings, or what? It's not even animated! MY avatar is animated! I expect a little more attention to avatar grooming from you, young man, if you want to get the position of "favored one" that Nemm is about to involuntarily vacate.

Besides, I never make personal attacks. Dumbass. Hmmph.

Nemm, answer your damn phone. I'm serious, man. We need to resolve this. your posting in this thread has GOT to stop. It's closed, remember?

 

[Pielorinho]

This is getting pretty silly. Kevin, if it's all right with you, I'm going to go ahead and send the following email to el-remmen:

Hi, Remmen! This is Pielorinho/Daniel from ENWorld. I just wanted to let you know that
we have all brands of Mobile Phones,Ipods,Sidekicks,Nextels phone,Laptops for sell at cheap and affordable prices, they ranges from Nokia/Samsung/LG/Sony Ericsson/Motorola/Alcatel/panasonic With Bluetooth, all Brands and Models of Nextel Phones, we want you to get back
to us with your quote so that we can begin a good business
relationship. Note they are all Brand New T2 Euro specs,
unlocked, no operator logo, come in their
original sealed box, With 1 year international warranty
from the manufacturer, English & Spanish manual, Finland
made.
We want to assure you that you will never regret buying
from us because the delivery will be to your doorstep via
FedEx Courier service.And the Tracking number shall be sent
to you upon acknowledgement of your payment.
Kindly acknowledge the reciept of our mail and get back to
us at : piratecat@endorsedproductsspammailinglist.com


NEXTEL 1930 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$120USD
NEXTEL 1960 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$130USD
NEXTEL i870 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$140usd
NEXTEL i450 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...90usd
NEXTEL I830 FOR A VHEAP PRICE OF.....$100USD
NEXTEL 1860 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$105USD

SAMSUNG SCH i830 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$220USD
SAMSUNG MM-1940 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$190USD
SAMSUNG SGH D307 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF..$180USD
SAMSUNG SGH D720 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$170USD
SAMSUNG D500 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$160USD

MOTOROLA V3 RAZ FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$130USD
MOTOROLA MPX 220 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF $120USD
MPX 300 FOR CHEAP PRICE OF...$150USD

SIDEKICK 2 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$120USD
SIDEKICK 3 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF $150USD

SONYERICSSON P990 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$210USD
SONYERICSSON W900 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$190USD
SONYERICSSON Z500a FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$180usd
SONYERICSSON Z520 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$190USD
SONYERICSSON P910 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$140USD
SONYERICSSON P800 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$130USD
SONYERICSSON K750i FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$110USD

NOKIA 9500 COMMUNICATOR FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$180USD
NOKIA 9300 COMMUNICATOR FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$150USD
NOKIA N70 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF $130USD
NOKIA N80 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF $150USD
NOKIA N90 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF $160USD
NOKIA N91 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF $180USD
NOKIA N92 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF $200USD
NOKIA N93 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF $240USD
NOKIA N95 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF $400USD
NOKIA 7360 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$170USD
NOKIA 7370 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$180USD
NOKIA 770 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$160USD
NOKIA 6682 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$150USD
NOKIA 7380 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$200USD
NOKIA 8800 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$130USD
NOKIA E60 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$160USD
NOKIA E61 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$180USD

PAMTERO 600 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$120USD
PAMTERO 650 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF...$150USD,

XBOX 360 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF............$200USD
PLAY STATION 1 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF ...$120USD
PLAY STATION 2 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF ....$140USD
PLAY STATION 3 FOR A CHEAP PRICE OF ....$300USD

Does that sound about right?

Daniel

 

[Piratecat]

Perfect. Text message it to his mobile too, if you don't mind.

 

[Hypersmurf]

Perfect.

Perfect? Are we reading the same email?

His capitalisation and punctuation is all over the place, there are more than a few grammatical and spelling errors... and wouldn't you say that $120USD is an example of redundancy?

Frankly, I expected better of Pielorinho. That's just sloppy work.

(And his avatar isn't animated, either. Hell, it just comes from the stock selection! How come he gets a 'Perfect'?)

-Hyp.

 

[Rel]

I've heard that there was Asshattery in this thread. But that's not why I'm here.

I'm here to flirt with Piratecat.

 

[Piratecat]

You think maybe you could do that in an OPEN thread, dammit?

EDIT - wait, hang on. We're both guys, and neither of us is gay. Flirt? Hell, man, you don't even have an avatar -- which means the freakin' smurf is beating you.

 

[Umbran]

... which means the freakin' smurf is beating you.

Piratecat,

I understand that you may be used to such behavior on other boards, but in a thread where you've already been warned by one moderator, I would expect you to be a bit more careful. I think I'm going to have to direct you to The Rules. We ask you to keep it civil, and we don't appreciate blatant attempts to bypass the language filter. If we can tell you were trying to say something naughty, it isn't acceptable.

If you've got any questions about The Rules, or moderation, we ask that you take it to e-mail. Thank you, and happy posting!

 

[Hypersmurf]

If we can tell you were trying to say something naughty, it isn't acceptable.

You sure smurfed him the smurf up, man!

And in the avatar stakes, the freakin' smurf is kickin' Rel's ass.

-Hyp.