Edena_of_Neith
First Post
Yeah, exactly. And here's another common experience I had from those days:
DM: Ok, the party has initiative over the orcs. The fighter rolled highest, and he goes first.
Orc leader: 'since we lost initiative, we all come to a halt.'
Fighter: reaches back and starts rummaging in his backpack (which was securely closed, but somehow he opened it. We won't ask how.)
Orcs: 'Since our leader says halt, we halt. We aim our bows and ready our swords and wait.'
Fighter: finds the oil flask amidst all the other stuff crammed into that backpack, and pulls it out.
Orcs: wait patiently
Fighter: unstoppers the oil flask
Fighter: while holding the oil flask, opens and digs in one of his belt pouches for flint and tinder
Orcs: wait patiently
Fighter: finds flint and tinder, tries lighting the oil flask this way (since it is only common lamp oil, and it was never prepared as greek fire is, and even *were* it prepared, lighting it with ... flint and tinder?)
Orcs: wait patiently
Fighter: succeeds in lighting the oil flask
Fighter: rears back, ready to throw oil flask, his cloak billowing back (if he is wearing a cloak, just how did he reach through it to get to his backpack in the first place?)
Orcs: Still patiently wait, bows loaded and arrows ready to fly in a split second ... but as reasonable orcs they obey the initiative rules
Fighter: throws the oil flask! It hits! And somehow, a heavy leather flask designed to hold oil and not leak (and which survived being crammed in the backpack with all the other stuff through other battles) shatters into a million pieces! And oil splashes over all the orcs! 2 to 12 points of damage. The orcs burn. The orcs all die, except their leader.
Orc leader: Is it my turn yet?
DM: No. All these other people in the party go next. You gotta wait your turn, guy.
Orc leader: oh ...
DM: Ok, the party has initiative over the orcs. The fighter rolled highest, and he goes first.
Orc leader: 'since we lost initiative, we all come to a halt.'
Fighter: reaches back and starts rummaging in his backpack (which was securely closed, but somehow he opened it. We won't ask how.)
Orcs: 'Since our leader says halt, we halt. We aim our bows and ready our swords and wait.'
Fighter: finds the oil flask amidst all the other stuff crammed into that backpack, and pulls it out.
Orcs: wait patiently
Fighter: unstoppers the oil flask
Fighter: while holding the oil flask, opens and digs in one of his belt pouches for flint and tinder
Orcs: wait patiently
Fighter: finds flint and tinder, tries lighting the oil flask this way (since it is only common lamp oil, and it was never prepared as greek fire is, and even *were* it prepared, lighting it with ... flint and tinder?)
Orcs: wait patiently
Fighter: succeeds in lighting the oil flask
Fighter: rears back, ready to throw oil flask, his cloak billowing back (if he is wearing a cloak, just how did he reach through it to get to his backpack in the first place?)
Orcs: Still patiently wait, bows loaded and arrows ready to fly in a split second ... but as reasonable orcs they obey the initiative rules
Fighter: throws the oil flask! It hits! And somehow, a heavy leather flask designed to hold oil and not leak (and which survived being crammed in the backpack with all the other stuff through other battles) shatters into a million pieces! And oil splashes over all the orcs! 2 to 12 points of damage. The orcs burn. The orcs all die, except their leader.
Orc leader: Is it my turn yet?
DM: No. All these other people in the party go next. You gotta wait your turn, guy.
Orc leader: oh ...