What Would Be Written On Your PC's Grave Stone?

[doctorbadwolf]

This thread is inspired by a thing my mom said today, that I immediately imagined as a quote on my own gravestone, and that would also work for many of my PCs. "Holy [expletive] I wish I could just shut the [expletive] up." (we aren't people who meekly say "yes sir", much more likely to raise a finger to authority than to quietly mind our own business. It's been an issue in the past. I've been told that if I don't make it to old age it'll be because of this trait).

Another fun example is from the Dresden Files, where very early on someone buys him a grave stone and a plot in Graceland Cemetary, with the epitaph, "Here Lies Harry Dresden. He died doing the right thing." as a threat. While it was a "gift" from an enemy, it fits Harry rather well, and IIRC he is actually "buried" there when he briefly dies.

So, that got me wondering, what would be on the grave stone of your own character?

 

[Silvercat Moonpaw]

"Off having afterlife adventure. Hope I don't come back as an evil clone."

My genre-savvy superhero character.

 

[payn]

Peperoni and Cheese. No idea why I recalled that lol.
We did a call of cthulhu game once and we always had some funny ass gallows humor going on.

 

[Umbran]

I expect many will reply, "I'll be back..."

 

[Bayushi_seikuro]

"Ooops."

 

[Hand of Evil]

Nobody here, body left in dungeon after my friends took my stuff.
or
Zombie roaming

 

[Jfdlsjfd]

Insert powdered diamond here. When it reaches the red mark, please call a priest of at least 9th level.

 

[J.Quondam]

PC's first death:

"Didn't duck fast enough."​

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Same PC's second death:

"Killed by a short carnivorous duck."​

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[Sacrosanct]

"Focuses on being the big strong guy, but never rolled higher than a 5 on athletics checks."

 

[Jfdlsjfd]

Maybe a haiku (in homage of another vibrant thread).

The smart orc is dead
He struggled during his life
Damn fixed ASIs