Hunchbacks, I always liked the way Quasi Jumped around the top of Notre Dame, Ringing bells and all, He's got to be the best monster.
"Mumurngum, Mim Mmonm Mmfomoerm"
What's that Quasi? Your not a monster? ...Are You sure?
"Muhhuh, Mimem Mhunmam"
Oh... Your Human? Go figure, I’m always the last to know.
Umm, Okay, In that case it makes it a lot harder to pick just one.
Lets see, the six armed Marilih has that sly intensity and grace, Oh and that long serpentine tail, what red blooded man doesn't like a woman with a long serpentine tail.
Hmm... Then there's dragons, there big strong and over rated.
Hey Djinni were always neat with there stylish air master and geine ways.
The tiny Grig is full of fun and their scrappy fighters, they even play the fiddle when you want them too, oh and they're just big enough to put in your pocket, that's a big plus.
Tuff choice, B-u-t, I think I'm going to have to go with, your friend and mine, the happy little Forest Gnome.
Forest Gnomes are the best by far, they live along time, there just big enough to fit in your backpack, they have spiffy 'glamour powers', oh and they're very helpful, just ask a forest gnome, "Hey bud, be a pal and tie my shoe laces for me will ya', I'm to tired and your already down there,"
and what does he say, "Okay boss! You got it! Just don't grind me into powered the way you did too the Giant Space Hamster."
You got to love those Forest Gnomes.