What's your morning ritual?

[ssampier]

Weekdays
0. Wakeup in the middle of night, stare at clock, confused what time it is. Realize I can sleep more, then go back to bed.
1. wakeup at 6:30, 7:30, or 9:30 depending on the day.
2. Stumble to toilet
3. Make myself a pot of Coffee
4. Eyes aren't closed by this point, so I'll eat a breakfast sandwich, bar, or toast.
5. More coffee, mmm.
6. Watch morning news for about 1/2 hour.
7. Skip shower since I shower at night.
8. Change my underclothes
9. Put my work pants on (usually non-name Docker-style pants)
10. Use deordorant and cologne liberally
11. Wash face, brush teeth, comb hair, and shave (some mornings)
12. Put on contacts.
13. Put work shirt on and spend five minutes finding a belt
14. Find work shoes.
15. Fart around for 10-15 minutes.
16. Bring more coffee in travel mug to work if early (8 am shift).
17. Drive to work.
18. Put my coat away and then log in, greeting my co-workers.
19. Curse, I mean help my customers.
20. Leave home 6-7 hours later.

Weekends
1. Get up when I feel like it, usually I'll oversleep to 10:30 or so.
2. Coffee
3. Use the toilet
4. Shower
5. Find something to do
6. Check EnWorld, fart around

 

[Agamon]

1. Alarm goes off, hit the snooze.
2. Alarm goes off, some times hit the snooze (go to 3) sometimes get up (go to 4)
3. Alarm goes off, get up.
4. Walk across the hall to the bathroom to take a leak, hit the shower, then brush my teeth and apply deodorant.
5. Go the kitchen, make lunch and breakfast simaltaneously (I need to change that to so that I make my lunch the night before, but I'm lazy that way).
6. Turn on the TV and watch sports highlights, music videos, or Tech TV (Call for Help) for 10 minutes while I eat breakfast.
7. Grab my lunch, my car stereo faceplate, and either my mp3 player, if working in the store that day, or my ballcap, if working outside the store that day and head out to the car.
8. Drive to work, an 8-10 minute drive.

I'll need to illiminate (3) and add in "Start the car" very soon. It's starting to get cold outside.