When your players come up with those wonderful quotes...

[Carnifex]

Every so often in the games I run, a player comes up with a particularly memorable quote or phrase, and I'm sure it happens to others too. One game I run is an online message board one, and so sometimes the players write real gems in their posts.

The latest one, as the party are really getting waist-deep in trouble, was this:

"...the mission was no longer going to hell in a handbasket... hell, it seems, was now making housecalls."



Anyone else got any other good quotes from their games?

 

[Aust Diamondew]

Once when a paladin detected evil the DM said:
"You since no evil but that of yourself."
There are a few others but none of them are really appropriate.

 

[Teflon Billy]

We were playing Spycraft at Gen Con and Alsih2o, arguing to put a bullet in the head of a prisoner we had just finished interrogating said "...bullets are cheaper than people who know secrets."