Where ya been? Tales of strange countries and hot chicks

[Desdichado]

I had heard the phrase "one night stand", but I wanted no truck with it.

Oh, I know. I'm just joshing you. It's part of my job description. I wouldn't have done it either.

Maybe.

 

[reveal]

Oh, I know. I'm just joshing you. It's part of my job description. I wouldn't have done it either.

Maybe.

Coworker: So what'd you do last night, JD?

JD: I joshed my wife many, many times.

 

[Desdichado]

Coworker: So what'd you do last night, JD?

JD: I joshed my wife many, many times.

My wife is into liquid soaps; we hardly have an actual bar of soap in the house. She usually buys Liquid Dial.

We also used to have a joke about all the Liquid Dyal I used to give her.

 

[reveal]

My wife is into liquid soaps; we hardly have an actual bar of soap in the house. She usually buys Liquid Dial.

We also used to have a joke about all the Liquid Dyal I used to give her.

If I hadn't have just swallowed my drink before I read that, I would have spit it out all over my keyboard.

 

[BiggusGeekus]

I would have spit it out all over my keyboard.

... ahem ...

 

[Desdichado]

Indeed, reveal. You should know by now to swallow it all over the keyboard.

 

[reveal]

... ahem ...

What? I said I swallowed; I didn't spit. Given a choice, I prefer to swallow and not spit..... Oh.... nevermind

 

[reveal]

Indeed, reveal. You should know by now to swallow it all over the keyboard.

What's the bird of happiness?

[sblock]The Bluebird[/sblock]

What's the bird of peace?

[sblock]The Dove[/sblock]

What's the bird of true love?

[sblock]The Swallow[/sblock]

 

[devilbat]

1) Places where my inability to hook up achieves truly magnificent results
2) Places where I've been too intoxicated to do much of anything except get punched in the face
3) Canada

The first two sounds like there may be some funny stories associated.

 

[BiggusGeekus]

The first two sounds like there may be some funny stories associated.

Yeah, but I had more fun in Canada.