Where ya been? Tales of strange countries and hot chicks

[sniffles]

Ew!! (runs away quickly)

 

[devilbat]

but I had more fun in Canada

I think that should be our new national slogan.

 

[Sebastian Francis]

I once went to Hawaii with a group of swimsuit models. We flew there on their private jet. VERY cool. Especially the group sex part.

Siiigh, the good ole days...

 

[Rel]

My wife is into liquid soaps; we hardly have an actual bar of soap in the house. She usually buys Liquid Dial.

We also used to have a joke about all the Liquid Dyal I used to give her.

You are a bad man.

A funny bad man.

But a bad man nonetheless.

Like me.

 

[Desdichado]

Believe it or not, she came up with that particularly colorful little bit of terminology, not me.

 

[Rel]

Believe it or not, she came up with that particularly colorful little bit of terminology, not me.

I'd hang on to her if I was you. Wives that nasty are hard to come by. I just lucked into mine early and went ahead and married her.

 

[reveal]

Believe it or not, she came up with that particularly colorful little bit of terminology, not me.

Dirty girls are the bestest girls.

 

[Del]

I might add the French Canadian chick I met in Play del Carmen and I hit it off because I was into Shadowrun and she did work in a commercial DnD live action company. "The Windmill".

We 2 gamers quietly steamed up a motel room later that week ... she was HOT.

 

[Chainsaw Mage]

I might add the French Canadian chick I met in Play del Carmen and I hit it off because I was into Shadowrun and she did work in a commercial DnD live action company. "The Windmill".

We 2 gamers quietly steamed up a motel room later that week ... she was HOT.

Riiiiiight. I think you forgot to mention the part about her being a Victoria's Secret model.

 

[Dougal DeKree]

Well, i still have to smile when i think about my trip to New Zealand three years ago.
Three girls and i were there for holiday. When we first went into a fish'n'chips-shop, i ordered for us four and the maori waitress got that we were europeans travelling together. She looked outside at our camper (a huge thing, sized for 6 persons), looked back at me and asked "You are travelling alone with three women for some weeks?" "Well, yes?" She winked her eye at me and said "They sure are sending strong men over here!"