Which Animal Companions Are Tastiest?

[Moe Ronalds]

Doesn't everyone know: "Elves taste like chicken"

Please, elves? They're friggin vegetables man- VEGETABLES! Like broccoli, only girlier...

 

[DDK]

Although I like the idea of freshly cooked bacon, being Australian I simply couldn't go past the crocodile. Not only does it have a better attack, but it also tastes like chicken!

 

[jgbrowning]

Please, elves? They're friggin vegetables man- VEGETABLES! Like broccoli, only girlier...

interesting concept, but... being a vegetarian myself i can confidently say that elves are not vegetables.

i tried to eat one once and it upset my stomach. big time. I cant digest meat anymore so i know the elf wasn't a vegetable.


or maybe he just wasn't cooked enough???? he did seem a bit lively.... i guess i'll have to try again


joe b.

 

[Coolnut]

Oh yeah?

: Originally posted by VirtualWizard
: Doesn't everyone know: "Elves taste like chicken"

In my campaign, elves eat humans.

(hums the Twilight Zone theme)

 

[Snoweel]

Believe it or not, elves eat humans IMC too.

Instead of Tolkienesque, my elves (and all Fae) are savage, animalistic wilderness dwellers.

And they have a particular hatred for humans and civilisation. I guess I just wanted to get away from the whole nature = Good, cutting down trees = Evil ideologies that underlie most published settings.

Our philosophies really come out in our world design, don't they?

 

[Ghostwind]

You could always have a Daschund hound for an animal companion and after cooking it, have a ... HOT DOG!!!

 

[ColonelHardisson]

I think any of them that could regenerate would be best. Then you'd never go hungry.

 

[Bugaboo]

I'm just pleased that so many of you have spoken out in support of the idea of eating Animal Companions. I was expecting outrage or such nonsense. But it looks as though this group is fairly openminded after all. Kudos to all!

 

[Kilmore]

Um, sorry to bring this up, fellow cat owners, but if your feline outlives you, you are laid out dead on the floor, and no one refilling Fluffy's Friskies bowl, you're lunch.

 

[tleilaxu]

I'm just pleased that so many of you have spoken out in support of the idea of eating Animal Companions. I was expecting outrage or such nonsense. But it looks as though this group is fairly openminded after all. Kudos to all!

ha! you can barely contain your disappointment