Which is the most macho humanoid race?

[Nightfall]

Sejs,

Hey don't knock the Ratmen/Slithern of the Scarred Lands man. They know how to fight!

 

[FoxWander]

Hobgoblins- no doubt about it. You all voting orc or whatever need to go back and re-read the hobgoblin entry in the monster manual again. Here's a few quotes: "live for war and believe strongly in strength and martial prowess as the most desirable qualities", "are often leaders among tribes of goblins and orcs, whom they bully and treat as inferiors", "organized into tribal bands, each intensely jealous of its reputation and status." They're like ex-marine, frat-boy, sports fans pumped up on Nascar, Wrestlemania and beer-- a macho-overdose waiting to happen!

 

[MonsterMash]

You left out Gnomes...

 

[Nightfall]

Gnomes deserve to be hung, drawn and quartered!

 

[diaglo]

Which is the most macho humanoid race? DEF: An assertively virile, dominating, or domineering race having a strong or exaggerated sense of power or the right to dominate.

Titan

 

[Dragonbait]

Elves
If LoTR and D&D has taught me anything, its the elf mantra: Anything someone can do, they can do better.

so I voted for hobgoblins.

 

[DethStryke]

Other: A redneck with a mullet!

 

[Nightfall]

Come on Ratmen!

 

[Templetroll]

Other: A redneck with a mullet!

See? another vote for gnomes!

 

[Goblyn]

Hobgoblins- no doubt about it. You all voting orc or whatever need to go back and re-read the hobgoblin entry in the monster manual again. Here's a few quotes: "live for war and believe strongly in strength and martial prowess as the most desirable qualities", "are often leaders among tribes of goblins and orcs, whom they bully and treat as inferiors", "organized into tribal bands, each intensely jealous of its reputation and status." They're like ex-marine, frat-boy, sports fans pumped up on Nascar, Wrestlemania and beer-- a macho-overdose waiting to happen!

Yeah, but hobbos use longswords. Pfft. That's an elf weapon. Real warriors use thick blades