Which Monster Manual Monstah are you?

Bugbear · Mar 18, 2003

FreeTheSlaves said:
Definitely THE Bugbear.

Wait a Minute!

I thought I was the Bugbear...

Alright, Freetheslaves, it's just you and me, Mano a mano.

Put 'em up, put 'em up

Oni · Mar 18, 2003

Hurm.....What the MM erroniously refers to as an "ogre magi". I mean for crying outloud if they can include the monk in the PHB...

TroyXavier · Mar 18, 2003

Large Earth Elemental(but more intelligent)

Umbran · Mar 18, 2003

Bugbear said:
Alright, Freetheslaves, it's just you and me, Mano a mano.

When I read this, my brain saw "mango a mango". But then, perhaps that's more appropriate anyway?

wolff96 · Mar 18, 2003

Mimic.

With Expert levels and lots of skillpoints in Knowledge: Engineering.

Drunken Master · Mar 18, 2003

well, my favorite monster when i was a kid was a minotaur, and i used to tell people that that's what i wanted to be when i grew up (absolutely true!), and i love me some beer, so:

minotaur monk/drunken master!

yep, a big ol' kung-fu-fightin' bull-headed behemoth what's always tanked.
matter-o-fact, i'm gonna make that into an NPC to throw at my players...

daTim · Mar 18, 2003

Definatly an Ogre Mage, or so my friends say. I'm tall, very hairy (long hair and lots of facial hair). I had to insert the mage as I'm not quite as stupid as yer average Ogre. Plus Ogre Mages are just cool!