Pathfinder 1E Who should nourish the others at Paizo?

[Pants]

That's tender of you.

Well at least if pogre ever gets stranded with them, they'll know who'll be tastiest!

I abstained. I'll wait to see who gets eaten THEN vote for him/her and claim I was 'with them all along.'

 

[Piratecat]

Clearly, you missed the October '03 issue of Readers Digest. Every single amusing anecdote was about cannibals.

Two cannibals were eating a clown, when one of them turned to the other and asked, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

And I rescind my previous vote to eat Jason if he smokes. Smoke goes on the outside of meat, not the inside! I think James Jacobs is my preferred fallback meal. I'm betting on a lack of gristle.

 

[pogre]

That's tender of you.

It's important to remain a gentleman in these times of crisis.

 

[Shade]

Sarah Robinson (Art Director: Dragon)

Women and children first. In all matters.

Don't lose the only woman! It will spell the end of Paizo's bloodline!

 

[I'm A Banana]

Sales is the first to get it. In this apocalyptic scenario, where they can't access the world outside, sales becomes useless...it can't get them anything from outside because the supply lines are cut off.

Salesmen are crafty, however, and can regenerate lost limbs, thus making him a nearly permenant larder, if people don't get greedy...

 

[Morgan Stormane]

Phil,

I'm thinking this is a survival of the fittest kind of thing. As a fellow sales-type, I chose to work from home today to avoid the snow. If you survive the night, remember the wondrous "Work from home" strategy the next time they call for foul weather in our lovely Puget Sound area!

Good luck!

 

[Sunglar]

Hey, hey! Don’t pile up on the sales guy… What is it with you? No love for sales? Heck I work sales, some sympathy here…

Still Phil, I had to vote for you! We sales folk are so dam TASTY!

Good luck you all…

 

[I'm A Banana]

Hey, hey! Don’t pile up on the sales guy… What is it with you? No love for sales? Heck I work sales, some sympathy here…

I work sales too, and if it's one thing I understand, it is: "if you can't perform, you are expendible."

 

[Clueless]

So... can Phil 'perform'?

 

[ivocaliban]

Wil Wheaton

I know he isn't an option. That's why I'm not voting.

Nonetheless...

Wil Wheaton