D&D 5E Why Good Posters Should Not Make Sweeping Statements

[FormerlyHemlock]

This is why Good players always send goats across the bridges first. Scares away the trolls.

Note to self: my next adventure needs to be more Zork-like. There's an impassable bridge with a half-dozen trolls underneath it, and to cross you need to repair the shattered window so the widow will cook you up a nice goat stew which you can pour all over the bridge to distract the trolls so you can cross the bridge (once) without getting eaten and retrieve the spool of thread on the far side.

 

[Zardnaar]

+1 xp and 3d6 cp.

 

[alienux]

I used to make similar points to my wife.

I have found it much more effective to say, "Yes, dear."

Much wisdom in this statement.