Why I Hate Coca Cola

[jaerdaph]

I can't believe they ever switched from using real sugar and switched to corn syrup. It's just never been the same.

Oh well. My great grandfather complained to his dying day that they never should have taken out the cocaine and replaced it with caffeine.

(Yes, this is satire. No, it's probably not funny. )

 

[Bendris Noulg]

Actually, Coke and Pepsi both mess up my stomach. Colas stink.

Do the Dew.

 

[RangerWickett]

My college (Emory University) has something like 40% of its funding tied up in Coke stocks. Please, like Coke. If you do, it'll lower my tuition.

 

[Dragongirl]

If you do, it'll lower my tuition.

If you believe that, I have an early set of 3.5e books to sell ya.

 

[Henry]

Actually, I'm here on behalf of the Church of Moe Ronalds. I'm here to tell you that All Is Coke. There Are No Other Forms of Refreshment. Drink Coke Or Die Screaming.

Thank you, and may Moe have mercy on your non-syrupy soul.

 

[Alzrius]

Jaerdaph, you've been brainwashed by the Pepsi Challenge haven't you? Admit it!

 

[William Ronald]

As a Ronald (though no known relation to Moe Ronalds), I must come to the defense of a drink that many gamers love. Besides, if you place rusted lugnuts into a small bottle of Coke, they should be rust free in about three days.

 

[trancejeremy]

I used to drink Coke a lot, until a couple years ago, when I suddenly became allergic to it.

I would drink a coke, then start coughing horribly. Really really horribly.

So, I switched to RC.

(Okay, not much point to my story, but eh...)

 

[William Ronald]

RC is popular in my group too.

Mountain Dew is popular among some gamers. (Hmm, maybe Mark can post that picture of a huge Mountain Dew mug that was sold at the mall near the Midwest Convention Center during Gen Con. Also, maybe he can reprint the weapon stats for it.)

 

[Agamon]

Coke is good, but I prefer something a bit more fruity.

Um, wait, let me rephrase that...

uh, not that there's anything wrong with that...

*sigh*