Why is the Mule considered a Game Breaker?

[Achan hiArusa]

Nope, they will be egg layers with breasts.

oh wait, what does monotreme mean again?

Egg laying mammals that do produce milk but do not have mammae (or breasts as it were).

 

[I'm A Banana]

Great. Just when I thought the Dragonboobs case was finally put to rest, the Mulemmaries issue comes to the fore.

It's clearly so that female gamers don't feel like they can't play Mule PC's, guys. Why don't you want ladies to play mule characters? They can be as much of an ass as any male gamer.

Um, that may have come out wrong...

 

[El Mahdi]

This reminds me of a donkeyhorse show I once saw in Juarez...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

It's clearly so that female gamers don't feel like they can't play Mule PC's, guys. Why don't you want ladies to play mule characters? They can be as much of an ass as any male gamer.

I likes me some badonkadonkey.

 

[firesnakearies]

Thread needs more weem.

 

[Mark]

Why is the Mule considered a Game Breaker?

Because he carries a lot of weight!

 

[korjik]

I likes me some badonkadonkey.

Isnt that a badonkadonkeyhorse?

The one with the dominate power?

 

[GandalfMithrandir]

I don't know why , for example if you were fighting a war, you wouldn't have every soldier mounted on a mule, they cost 8 gp, they are cover, they carry all his stuff, fight and are generally good at everything. for that matter, why wouldn't you have an army of only mules? 100 of them only would cost 800 gp, they can eat grass, and don't need much pay, it seems like the perfect idea, come to a town, maybe have some soldiers to hide behind the mules and take it over. perfect plan.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I don't know why , for example if you were fighting a war, you wouldn't have every soldier mounted on a mule, they cost 8 gp, they are cover, they carry all his stuff, fight and are generally good at everything. for that matter, why wouldn't you have an army of only mules? 100 of them only would cost 800 gp, they can eat grass, and don't need much pay, it seems like the perfect idea, come to a town, maybe have some soldiers to hide behind the mules and take it over. perfect plan.

Dude!

I can totally see that: imagine LotR with Mules instead of Orcs! Especially that scene where the Orc commander merely sidesteps the incoming shot! With a Donkeyhorse, you'd get the additional contemptuous ear-flick. Visual poetry.

Hellyeah!

Or should I say...HEEE-HOOONK!

 

[GandalfMithrandir]

going off of an earlier idea they can stack to get over city walls and such. they make a ramp, no need for siege towers, but they still look kind of cool.