Aren't we only disagreeing about whether you can reallocate the off hand penalty by declaring your character ambidextrous to equal degrees in both hands?Where Dandu and I disagree, and you seem to agree, in your second line, is that off hand attacks take the -4 off hand penalty.
What, seriously?How about a trait?
Ambidexterity (trait)
Benefit: You can attack with a weapon in your off-hand without incurring the normal off-hand penalties. If attacking with two weapons, normal two-weapon fighting rules apply, modified by any feats you may have. You gain a +1 bonus on Sleight of Hand checks.
Drawback: Your casual use of both hands is unsettling to most people. You suffer a -1 penalty on Diplomacy, Gather Information, and Perform checks.
But how does ambidexterity unnerve people?ok, drop the perform penalty. The rest seems to make more sense. I was thinking more along the lines of P/singing or P/oratory though when I added that bit in. That's the problem with cascade skill listings - too broad use brush-stokes with them most of the time.
call the inquisition!!1i am ambidextrous...sort of.
Its not so much upsetting as that i sometimes disrupt things. However, this disruption occurs at the dinner table 99.9% of the time. Why?
Because, for one thing, my glass tends to migrate around my place setting, my knife & fork swap hands, and so forth...meaning that sometimes, people are sitting next to a right-handed person (which is normal and there is no issue) and sometimes they suddenly find themselves seated next to a lefty.
Elbows clash, glasses get mixed up, etc.
Buy i can't say its ever caused me any real issues.