Mr. Lobo said:
And now I know. Thanks Torm!
You're welcome. Ya know, it makes me feel like singing.
Johnny, hit the spotlight. Frankie, on the keys, please. Cha.
Escape (The Queen Amidala Song)
(Torm, with apologies to Rupert Holmes, but not many, because Rupert is kind of a jerk)
I got so tired of waiting, there’d been no new film so long.
I’d worn-out my recordings, movies with Luke and Han.
I was almost to weeping, til the opening day.
I camped at the theatre. Please look at it this way:
"If he likes Queen Amidala, and leaving under her reign.
If he often quotes Yoda, if he acts half insane.
If he pretends he’s a Jedi, with lightsaber and cape.
Well he’s not really crazy, it’s just his funtime escape."
I quit my job just to do it, I know that sounds kind of weird.
But I needed the time off, to grow out my hair and my beard.
And to construct my lightsaber, and to practice the Force.
If you ask if I’m obsessed, I’d have to say, well, of course.
Yes, I like Queen Amidala, and living under her reign.
I’m not really a strange dude, I just like roleplaying games
Natalie Portman is so cute, I think that she’s quite a babe.
And so was Queen Amidala, even when she was Sabe.
So, it’s not A New Hope, it lacks a certain grace.
And some could do without Jar Jar, and the whole Gungan race.
But Qui-Gon was awesome, and so was Obi-Wan
And the ladies all think that, they’re better looking than Han.
But I like Queen Amidala, and living under her reign.
Though Darth Maul’s lack of screentime, it was really a shame.
I saw the show at just past midnight, a few more times the next day.
And the movie is awesome, no matter what critics say.
If you like Queen Amidala, and would live under her reign.
And you know Anakin and his mom were owned by Watto as slaves.
If you would be a Jedi Knight, with lightsaber and cape.
Come with me to the movies, for our favorite escape.
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week - two shows on Sunday. Try the Mon Calamari, and don't forget to tip your waitbeings. Thank you!
