Will you turn to the Dark Side?

[Desdichado]

Ooh, you have to start a thread for that!

I will. My next post after this one, as a matter of fact!

And CZ and I have hiveminded a few threads, so we've talked about weird things. You find out within a week that CZ is currupt, for example.

You ain't seen nothing yet. Try talking to some ENWorlders at Damnation Army, or whatever they're calling Nutkinland these days, if you want to see corrupt.

 

[Terath Ninir]

What's so special about a month ago? I remember you on the boards five years ago.

He and I "met" about a month ago here. That's what's so special about a month ago.



It only took you a week to notice I was corrupt? Sheesh. And I was being *silly*.

 

[Jdvn1]

I will. My next post after this one, as a matter of fact!

Woo! Good job on 10k! (is this preemptive still? hope not)

You ain't seen nothing yet. Try talking to some ENWorlders at Damnation Army, or whatever they're calling Nutkinland these days, if you want to see corrupt.

No, I know. I've seen a bit and there aren't enough Smite Evils in the world..

 

[Jdvn1]

It only took you a week to notice I was corrupt? Sheesh. And I was being *silly*.

Nono, within a week. It's a general rule of thumb. Took me a couple days to be sure, probably.

 

[Torm]

And now I know. Thanks Torm!

You're welcome. Ya know, it makes me feel like singing.

Johnny, hit the spotlight. Frankie, on the keys, please. Cha.

Escape (The Queen Amidala Song)
(Torm, with apologies to Rupert Holmes, but not many, because Rupert is kind of a jerk)

I got so tired of waiting, there’d been no new film so long.
I’d worn-out my recordings, movies with Luke and Han.
I was almost to weeping, til the opening day.
I camped at the theatre. Please look at it this way:

"If he likes Queen Amidala, and leaving under her reign.
If he often quotes Yoda, if he acts half insane.
If he pretends he’s a Jedi, with lightsaber and cape.
Well he’s not really crazy, it’s just his funtime escape."

I quit my job just to do it, I know that sounds kind of weird.
But I needed the time off, to grow out my hair and my beard.
And to construct my lightsaber, and to practice the Force.
If you ask if I’m obsessed, I’d have to say, well, of course.

Yes, I like Queen Amidala, and living under her reign.
I’m not really a strange dude, I just like roleplaying games
Natalie Portman is so cute, I think that she’s quite a babe.
And so was Queen Amidala, even when she was Sabe.

So, it’s not A New Hope, it lacks a certain grace.
And some could do without Jar Jar, and the whole Gungan race.
But Qui-Gon was awesome, and so was Obi-Wan
And the ladies all think that, they’re better looking than Han.

But I like Queen Amidala, and living under her reign.
Though Darth Maul’s lack of screentime, it was really a shame.
I saw the show at just past midnight, a few more times the next day.
And the movie is awesome, no matter what critics say.

If you like Queen Amidala, and would live under her reign.
And you know Anakin and his mom were owned by Watto as slaves.
If you would be a Jedi Knight, with lightsaber and cape.
Come with me to the movies, for our favorite escape.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week - two shows on Sunday. Try the Mon Calamari, and don't forget to tip your waitbeings. Thank you!

 

[Rel]

Torm, no offense or anything, but you do realize we must kill you now. Right?

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Despite the SN, I'd say I'd be of the balanced type.....the only time I wanted to REALLY Force-Choke someone was the last time my boss screamed in my face over stupid BS. I got a modicum of revenge, Sith Style, when I told his boss. I don't get PO'ed too often..... but when I do........ oh, boooy......

 

[Darth K'Trava]

I think I would be balanced, but never at the same time - most of the time I'm very calm, rational, and good, but every once in a while I get a righteous (?) fury, and at those times I feel sure I'd be flinging stuff all over the place ala Vader in Empire.

Great. Now I'm picturing Torm in Sith Robes...........

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Torm, no offense or anything, but you do realize we must kill you now. Right?

(sounding like Bashir and O'Brien from that DS9 ep where Worf got hitched):
"Kill Torm.... kill Torm.....kill Torm....kill Torm"

 

[Teflon Billy]

If you were Force sensitive, would you stay the path of the Light Side, or would you give in to your anger? Or would you try to achieve some sort of balance within?

Hah! I'm already picking out my "Darth" moniker