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StupidSmurf said:
Though some have used it to correctly determine the origins of the content of their KFC bucket
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Though some have used it to correctly determine the origins of the content of their KFC bucket
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Great stuff everybody!
a few more:
bunburst: all bakery products in the area explode showering everybody with crumbs
remove rear: the answer to backstabbing!
limited wash: sanitary and hygiene procedure in your typical orc stronghold
penthrall: slave who receives his orders by mail
Hagor
a few more:
bunburst: all bakery products in the area explode showering everybody with crumbs
remove rear: the answer to backstabbing!
limited wash: sanitary and hygiene procedure in your typical orc stronghold
penthrall: slave who receives his orders by mail
Hagor
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Those are outstanding!Dannyalcatraz said:
Especially the Titanohere and Titanothere!"Werewolf."
"Werewolf?"
"Therewolf. There castle."
-Young Frankenstein
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Book of Vole Darkness - this silly D20 sourcebook describes burrowing PrCls
Drifts - a sprawling sci-fi/fantasy fusion RPG that, to some, lacks a coherent focus
Pander Leader/Pander Blitz - award winning Avalon Hill games in which players strive to become the most powerful Pimp in the world
GarthDawn - RPG system with a combat system centered on SCHWING-ing your weapon
BURPS - Bar-friendly Universal Role Playing System
Barlock - guy who does magic tricks for beer
Barcane Archer - guy who shoots darts for beer
Barcane Trickster - guy who cons people out of beer money
Car Bars - boardgame centered around a post-apocalyptic near-future in which booze is in short supply, so people build armed and armored cars with minibars in them in order to capture and protect their stills.
Starship Poopers - boardgame centered around the difficulties of using a zero-G lavatory
Brisk - boardgame in which you try for total world domination while each side is armed with only planet-busting nuclear bombs...
Minte Cook - designer of the D20 Iron Chefs Game
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BTW, Titanohere made me snort when I thought of it...glad you liked it!
Drifts - a sprawling sci-fi/fantasy fusion RPG that, to some, lacks a coherent focus
Pander Leader/Pander Blitz - award winning Avalon Hill games in which players strive to become the most powerful Pimp in the world
GarthDawn - RPG system with a combat system centered on SCHWING-ing your weapon
BURPS - Bar-friendly Universal Role Playing System
Barlock - guy who does magic tricks for beer
Barcane Archer - guy who shoots darts for beer
Barcane Trickster - guy who cons people out of beer money
Car Bars - boardgame centered around a post-apocalyptic near-future in which booze is in short supply, so people build armed and armored cars with minibars in them in order to capture and protect their stills.
Starship Poopers - boardgame centered around the difficulties of using a zero-G lavatory
Brisk - boardgame in which you try for total world domination while each side is armed with only planet-busting nuclear bombs...
Minte Cook - designer of the D20 Iron Chefs Game
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BTW, Titanohere made me snort when I thought of it...glad you liked it!
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Salaminder - dungeon hall monitor. Very annoying wandering monster.
Glumph - melancholy flumph.
Madron - axiomatic monster of Mechanus. Absolutely barmy.
Dimi-lich - not as bright as originally feared.
Semi-lich - half the undead it used to be.
Hemi-lich - undead with a 426 does 13 seconds in the quarter mile. The undead you can't outrun.
Gorgun - medusa's .30-06
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Glumph - melancholy flumph.
Madron - axiomatic monster of Mechanus. Absolutely barmy.
Dimi-lich - not as bright as originally feared.
Semi-lich - half the undead it used to be.
Hemi-lich - undead with a 426 does 13 seconds in the quarter mile. The undead you can't outrun.
Gorgun - medusa's .30-06
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Gelatinous Cub - an overweight scout
Dragoon - a large mystical lizard that is a street-tough in a criminal organization
Bragon - a large mystical lizard known for legendary exaggerations
Harrasque - a giant monster more annoying than anything except Titan Telemarketers
Punchkin - card game that simulates a dysfunctional family gathering.
LoboRally - a boardgame in which you play a Czarnian- last man standing is THE MAN!
Sky Gallons of Mars - Board game in the Space: 1899 setting that simulates "moonshine" running on the Red Planet
Star Fleet Fattles - starship to starship combat set in the later years of the original Star Trek series
Melric - Elric's redneck cousin from Alabama, albino black sheep of the family. Flies a Reb Dragon (see Post #149 above)
Dragoon - a large mystical lizard that is a street-tough in a criminal organization
Bragon - a large mystical lizard known for legendary exaggerations
Harrasque - a giant monster more annoying than anything except Titan Telemarketers
Punchkin - card game that simulates a dysfunctional family gathering.
LoboRally - a boardgame in which you play a Czarnian- last man standing is THE MAN!
Sky Gallons of Mars - Board game in the Space: 1899 setting that simulates "moonshine" running on the Red Planet
Star Fleet Fattles - starship to starship combat set in the later years of the original Star Trek series
Melric - Elric's redneck cousin from Alabama, albino black sheep of the family. Flies a Reb Dragon (see Post #149 above)
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Grost - so disgusting it makes PCs age on sight.
Shambling Hound - dog of the shambling mound.
Kuo Tea - aquatic leaf-based brew.
Astral Diva - celestial soprano.
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Shambling Hound - dog of the shambling mound.
Kuo Tea - aquatic leaf-based brew.
Astral Diva - celestial soprano.
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Whydra - three-year-old, multi-headed saurian wants answers to EVERYTHING. Make a Will save or become exasperated and answer every question with "BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
Self - the elves always did have an overinflated sense of their own importance.
Green Shag -
Wand of Lightening - magic item reduces encumbrance by one load factor for 2-20 rounds at the expense of one charge. (Hmmm, that's actually potentially useful)
Wand of Blightning - magic item is the scourge of farmers everywhere.
Wand of Slightning - mildly incremental magic item.
Ring of Fee Action - magic item frequently employed by banks to exact charges for teller use, withdrawals, check overages, etc.
Lightmare - 1/3 less calories than a regular fiendish horse.
Folding Boa - compact constrictor fits in a pocket.
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Self - the elves always did have an overinflated sense of their own importance.
Green Shag -
Wand of Lightening - magic item reduces encumbrance by one load factor for 2-20 rounds at the expense of one charge. (Hmmm, that's actually potentially useful)
Wand of Blightning - magic item is the scourge of farmers everywhere.
Wand of Slightning - mildly incremental magic item.
Ring of Fee Action - magic item frequently employed by banks to exact charges for teller use, withdrawals, check overages, etc.
Lightmare - 1/3 less calories than a regular fiendish horse.
Folding Boa - compact constrictor fits in a pocket.
Warrior Poet
Whydra & Self...
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Thanks!
More from the parasitic dungeon hazard cycle:
Cot Grub - very, very dangerous bedbugs.
Sot Grub - the worm in the tequila bottle.
Hot Grub - they taste like jalepeño poppers!
Not Grub - looks like a rot grub to fool predators.
Dot Grub - Dorothy, the worm.
Tot Grub - larval stage of a, uh, larva . . . ?
Bot Grub - warforged rot grub.
Warrior Poet
More from the parasitic dungeon hazard cycle:
Cot Grub - very, very dangerous bedbugs.
Sot Grub - the worm in the tequila bottle.
Hot Grub - they taste like jalepeño poppers!
Not Grub - looks like a rot grub to fool predators.
Dot Grub - Dorothy, the worm.
Tot Grub - larval stage of a, uh, larva . . . ?
Bot Grub - warforged rot grub.
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