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I pun in peace.StupidSmurf said:D'oh!!!!!!
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Thanks! Send in yours! This thread just gets better!blargney the second said:I read this the day you wrote it, and I've been giggling about it ever since.
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Whitch - confused potion-brewing sorceress.
Basilisp - multi-legged lizard with gaze attack that induces a speech impediment.
Beattlerager - enters into combat fury at the opening chords of "Twist and Shout," "Help," or "Paperback Writer."
Cord - diety of neatly-stacked firewood.
Peléor - pantheon's most illustrious and celebrated striker with over 1200 career goals.
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Basilisp - multi-legged lizard with gaze attack that induces a speech impediment.
Beattlerager - enters into combat fury at the opening chords of "Twist and Shout," "Help," or "Paperback Writer."
Cord - diety of neatly-stacked firewood.
Peléor - pantheon's most illustrious and celebrated striker with over 1200 career goals.
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StupidSmurf
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nice!!!!!!!!!!
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Flamebother - A fiery little nuisance of an outsider.
Whirlwine Attack - "This Chardonnay has no legs! Get this swill away from me, you sad excuse for a waiter!"
Whirlwine Attack - "This Chardonnay has no legs! Get this swill away from me, you sad excuse for a waiter!"
StupidSmurf
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Mirrior of Life Crapping- If you see your reflection in this glass, make a Fort save or spend the rest of your days on the toilet.
Cursed Spear of Rackbiting- When a female fighter uses this weapon, it bites her in the chest.
Periapt of Foul Rutting- The wearer of this gem attracts, and is repeatedly molested by, overly amorous animals whose mating drives are in overdrive.
Cursed Shield, Missile Attractor- The wielder of this shield gets John Deeres and International Harvesters lobbed at him at random intervals.
Scab of Death (OK, two letters)- Pick it, and you die instantly.
Chat of Stupidity- Online real-time forum that causes your IQ to drop immediately (extremely easy to find).
Cursed Spear of Rackbiting- When a female fighter uses this weapon, it bites her in the chest.
Periapt of Foul Rutting- The wearer of this gem attracts, and is repeatedly molested by, overly amorous animals whose mating drives are in overdrive.
Cursed Shield, Missile Attractor- The wielder of this shield gets John Deeres and International Harvesters lobbed at him at random intervals.
Scab of Death (OK, two letters)- Pick it, and you die instantly.
Chat of Stupidity- Online real-time forum that causes your IQ to drop immediately (extremely easy to find).
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StupidSmurf
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Pismatic Spray- Target is soaked in various shades of urine, each which has a different effect.
Burping Hands- Target's hands begin loudly bringing up gas.
Bugury- Divination spell cast to determine whether or not you'll get in trouble for "doing it" that way.
Lizard Lock- Prevents lizards from moving.
Identifry- Caster can determine what variety of fried potatoes are on his plate.
Sage Armor- Armor made from spices.
Misderection- Spell causes target to get really aroused by a someone or something other than what they usually get excited by.
Hypnotic Patten- Target gets mesmerized by reruns of Eight is Enough.
Burping Hands- Target's hands begin loudly bringing up gas.
Bugury- Divination spell cast to determine whether or not you'll get in trouble for "doing it" that way.
Lizard Lock- Prevents lizards from moving.
Identifry- Caster can determine what variety of fried potatoes are on his plate.
Sage Armor- Armor made from spices.
Misderection- Spell causes target to get really aroused by a someone or something other than what they usually get excited by.
Hypnotic Patten- Target gets mesmerized by reruns of Eight is Enough.
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Rakshasta- Highly intelligent, thoroughtly evil soda pop
Gyrosphnix- Half lion/half Greek cuisine
Cryosphinx- Really annoying, weepy monster
Angel of Delay- High-level monster that always makes you late.
Gyrosphnix- Half lion/half Greek cuisine
Cryosphinx- Really annoying, weepy monster
Angel of Delay- High-level monster that always makes you late.
"Cord" and "Mirror of Life Crapping" nearly made me spray my drink!
Wombat Round - one adjective for a wombat
Code of the LARPers - a 2Ed softcover sourcebook about playing a LARPer IN Forgotten Realms (without being eaten by a dragon, of course), as distinguished from playing a LARP version OF Forgotten Realms.
Bombie - undead that is so full of gas that it is explosive
Fadger - a passé burrowing animal
Feaver - a hot aquatic animal
Weenoghu - a popular, if quirky, alternative music singing demon
Reb Dragon - Chaotic Evil Dragon with a "stars & bars" pattern on its scales. Known for discussing the "War of Elvish Agression" and claiming that Tiamat will rise again.
Bettin - monsterous indecisive gambler
Eye of the Depp - this beholderkin makes LOTS of quirky movies
Gray Booze - A cheap vodka
Ochre Jolly - this amorphous reddish-yellow creature writes an allegedly very funny cartoon strip that lampoons RPG players- "allegedly" because it keeps eating anyone who gets near enough to read its work. Sages suspect it can hear the laughter, and uses it to trigger its attacks.
Titanohere - A huge, fearless plant eater that is much closer to you than its relative, the Titanothere
Pithyanki/Pithzerai - 2 closely related plantlike humanoid races from the Astral plane, known and feared for their tersely cogent remarks and humor
Wombat Round - one adjective for a wombat
Code of the LARPers - a 2Ed softcover sourcebook about playing a LARPer IN Forgotten Realms (without being eaten by a dragon, of course), as distinguished from playing a LARP version OF Forgotten Realms.
Bombie - undead that is so full of gas that it is explosive
Fadger - a passé burrowing animal
Feaver - a hot aquatic animal
Weenoghu - a popular, if quirky, alternative music singing demon
Reb Dragon - Chaotic Evil Dragon with a "stars & bars" pattern on its scales. Known for discussing the "War of Elvish Agression" and claiming that Tiamat will rise again.
Bettin - monsterous indecisive gambler
Eye of the Depp - this beholderkin makes LOTS of quirky movies
Gray Booze - A cheap vodka
Ochre Jolly - this amorphous reddish-yellow creature writes an allegedly very funny cartoon strip that lampoons RPG players- "allegedly" because it keeps eating anyone who gets near enough to read its work. Sages suspect it can hear the laughter, and uses it to trigger its attacks.
Titanohere - A huge, fearless plant eater that is much closer to you than its relative, the Titanothere
Pithyanki/Pithzerai - 2 closely related plantlike humanoid races from the Astral plane, known and feared for their tersely cogent remarks and humor
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Magic Fag - a cigarette that doesn't cause cancer, doesn't make you cough or your breath stinky, and extinguishes or lights on command, but can't start a fire
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