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[Warrior Poet]

Manticorn - spike-throwing monster makes crossing vegetable fields deadly for PCs.

Monstrous Carb - the latest enemy in the battle of the bulge.

Bemolder - gaze attack mildews PCs armor.

Brood Magus - arcane specialist in swarm attacks.

Demoted Defender - lost a client.

Contemptlative - disdainful Prestige Class.

Warrior Poet

 

[genshou]

Manticorn - spike-throwing monster makes crossing vegetable fields deadly for PCs.

Thanks for the idea...

 

[Warrior Poet]

Thanks for the idea...

You're welcome! Think of all that vegetable revenge! Thousands of years of vegetarian oppression and finally the chance to strike back!

"Corn army, lend me your ears!"

(Had to be said.)

Warrior Poet

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Slaymore - an exotic double weapon consisting of a 20' caber/log attached via a 10' chain to a 7' sword blade. Has reach. Can be used for a trip or disarm at +2 (and may be dropped to avoid a reciprocal trip or disarm), or slam attack on opponents in a 20' line area of effect. Damage 3d10 x2 blunt (caber side)/2d6 19-20x2 slashing. If the caber side is dropped, the Slaymore may still be used 2 handed as a sword or as an entangling weapon, as long as the wielder only moves in a 10'radius circle.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Chunk in the Armor - this feat allows a PC to squeeze into armor 1 size smaller than his actual size without penalty. This feat may be taken multiple times, its effects stack.

Succubust - WOW! Those are BIG! er....an elite form of the Succubus.

Succubud - this is a type of demon that either 1) smokes all of your stash or 2) drinks all of your beer

Succubass - The hottest spokesmodel at the Fish & Boat show.

Puccubus - female demon who plays goalie in hockey, and looks good doing it.

 

[Warrior Poet]

Slaymore

Sounds like something dreamed up by some crazy giant!

Succubust - WOW! Those are BIG! er....an elite form of the Succubus.

Succubud - this is a type of demon that either 1) smokes all of your stash or 2) drinks all of your beer

Succubass - The hottest spokesmodel at the Fish & Boat show.

Puccubus - female demon who plays goalie in hockey, and looks good doing it.

Nice!

Warrior Poet

 

[Warrior Poet]

Seering Light - projected beam divines the future.

Boracle - the future is really, really dull.

Drapier - light martial piercing weapon hangs curtains.

Gnome Hocked Hammer - sold to a pawn shop.

Sting - simple ranged weapon has no cost and plays a Marvin Hamlisch piano tune when used in combat.

Dualist - the ultimate two-weapon fighter.

Greatclue - when struck by this weapon, the target must make a Will Save (DC 15) or arrive at an earthshattering, but in retrospect obvious, realization.

Line of Slight - target has 9/10 cover.

Gloves of Slimming - weighted handwear for a PCs health regimen.

Cat of Disguise - Cheshire, presumably.

Grappale - opposed Strength check between the PC and a bottle of potent Italian liquor.

Rip Attack - opposed check tests the tensile strength of a PCs best shirt.

Tripe Attack - indigestion and general discomfort of the bowels following a dinner of cow stomach.

Shurikent - thrown weapon favored in south-eastern England.

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[StupidSmurf]

Time for some Oriental AD&D!!!!!

Binja- An assassin who leaps out of garbage cans and attacks the unwary.

Tushido- The Japanese warrior art of making an ass of yourself.

Katanga- A tramp steamer captain who acts as a samurai's favored weapon.

Mu-jen- A Japanese bovine mage.

Shuripen- It's a missile weapon! It's a writing implement! You make the call!

Horigami- The ancient art of making prostitutes out of folding paper.

Bakimojo- Orc-like things that run around wearing turbans and acting like monkey super-geniuses.

Wokizashi- A Japanese short sword that doubles as cookware.

 

[Thunderfoot]

Fistinpantsalot - a mage with an unnatural fixation on...umm...well...

Boomeringue - an exploding pie that returns when thrown

Dripp'zt - a dark elf after visting his local house of ill repute

Porkus - Dark overlord of the other white meat

Gongsword - a kender weapon that never really caught on

 

[Warrior Poet]

Boomeringue - an exploding pie that returns when thrown

Oh, that's good. That's very, very good. Nice!

Warrior Poet