word play game

[StupidSmurf]

Fistinpantsalot - a mage with an unnatural fixation on...umm...well...

Boomeringue - an exploding pie that returns when thrown

Dripp'zt - a dark elf after visting his local house of ill repute

Porkus - Dark overlord of the other white meat

Gongsword - a kender weapon that never really caught on

These are a riot, esp the Boomeringue and Fistinpantsalot!

Well, in the spirit of Dragonlance:

Hasslehoff Burrfoot: An annoying kender who sings, is wicked popular in Europe, rescues drowning swimmers, and has at least one level in Knight Rider prestige class.

 

[StupidSmurf]

Morcus- Demon Prince of hyperactive comedians in the 1980's. Na-nu na-nu...now DIE!!!!!

Jubileex- Teenage superheroine with powers over slimes and oozes. Excelsior!

Domogorgon- Okay, picture this 12' tall scaly thing with two baboon heads and tentacles for arms. Now, picture it wearing a leather bustier, leather high heels boots on its chicken feet, fishnets and garters. Now make a Fort Save or spontaneously puke.

Book of Vile Dankness- A book that goes into way too much detail about what happens if you have a damp basement.

Wank of Orcus- Oh man...trust me...you REALLY don't wanna know....

Asmopeus- This arch-devil who dresses in black, listens to the Cure, and is too busy feeling sorry for himself to do any damage on the Prime Material Plane.

Distater- The arch-devil who rules the plane of Hell populated by evil potatoes.

 

[genshou]

Distater- The arch-devil who rules the plane of Hell populated by evil potatoes.

Gwaaah! Save me from the fiendish potato plants! (Lives in Idaho, and no longers feels safe about that )

 

[blargney the second]

Frizz-Urb'Luu - chaotic evil hair day.

I read this the day you wrote it, and I've been giggling about it ever since.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Pat Fiend - a powerful devil of indeterminate gender.

Chromatic Wagon - kid's toy cart with a custom, evil paint scheme in 5 colors, red, black, green, blue, and white.

Platinum Wagon - rich kid's toy cart. Bling Bling, Playa!

Barf - PrCl for troglodyte performers

Cause Pear - this spellsong causes 1 piece of fruit to appear.

Defect Evil - this spell, and its opposite, Defect Good, changes the alignment of one creature.

Massage - this spell makes you feel good, and may even give the target a happy ending...

Mentriloquism - makes you sound like that guy over there.

Find Wall - lets you find one wall in your line of sight.

Magic Circle against Low - keeps Kender at bay

Dorkness, 20' radius - instantly creates a convention of one of the following kinds: RPG, Star Trek, electronic games, CosPlay, LARP

Shatner - reduces any song into arhythmic sonic vibrations that damage sanity

Lick Domain - domain of spells open to clerics of Venus, Aphrodite, Isis, and other love/beauty goddesses

Bar Domain - domain of spells open to any Dwarven diety

Truckery Domain - domain of spells open to Fharlanghn, allows the creation of convoys from thin air.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The Harpy Boys - this is a series of detective stories for young adults, centered around a pair of pre-pubescent pre-operative Harpy trans-sexuals.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Beerlzebub - Lord of the Bar-flies

Assmodeus - Devil who makes deserts go straight to your butt

Gimps - tiny devils that would run around hell...if it weren't for them being bound up in full B&D gear

 

[Warrior Poet]

Distater- The arch-devil who rules the plane of Hell populated by evil potatoes.

So, that would be a starch-devil?

Hello? Is this mic on? [tap tap]

Warrior Poet

 

[StupidSmurf]

So, that would be a starch-devil?

Hello? Is this mic on? [tap tap]

Warrior Poet

D'oh!!!!!!

More terms:

Amor Class: A measure of how immune your PC is to falling in love.

Sex-Sided Die: Another term used to describe those erotic gag dice sold at Spencer Gifts

Monster Manuel: This Portuguese guy who sells monsters, cheap!

Dungeon Basters Guide: A large book that teachs DMs how to become complete bastards.

Unearthed Arcanka: A guide to fantasy mouth sores.

Races of the Mild: A book on inoffensive, quiet fantasy races.

Races of Scone: A book detailing Scottish fantasy characters.

Golyhedral Dice: Dice so beautiful, that other gamers gape at them in envy.

Dungeon Masters Screem: A sound-muffling barrier especially useful for exasperated DMs who are asked to repeat a long bit of flavor text because the players weren't paying attention.

Fiend Foglio: A book detailing the habits of a diabolical cartoonist.

 

[Warrior Poet]

Bar Domain

I've been a member of that clergy a few times.

Beerlzebub

Good one!


More:

Summon Munster - Hermann, Lily, Grandpa, Eddie, et al.

Piss Without Trace - do NOT eat yellow snow. Or ANY snow, for that matter.

Mass Without Trace - target density is not a factor in reducing a Ranger's tracking DC.

Past Without Trace - target makes a Will save or suffer amnesia.

Passé Without Trace - something goes out of style, but no one can explain why.

Mind Bank - powerful transmutation grants the caster a temporary number of extra spell slots.

Grizzt - fiendish kodiak bear with six claws per paw.

Take Tea - PC can opt to stop what they're doing and pour themselves a cuppa.

Stake Ten - vampire decimation.

Wake Twenty - failed move silently check.

Bake Twenty - far out successful alchemical check, dude!

Never Spit Up the Party - Dragon dining etiquette.

Thieves' Guile - "You ask for a miracle, Theo? I give you the F . . . B . . . I . . .."

Warrior Poet