Worst character concepts
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Nellisir
Hero
Biggun, a hill giant with the jotun template from Advanced Bestiary (it makes you bigger). If he can still fit through the passages, apply the template again until he's stuck.
Brightfire, an animated intelligent spellbook, filled with copies of glitterdust and wall of fire. The spellbook, unlike the potato, doesn't have eyes and can't see, but casts one of the two spells every round during an encounter.
A llama.
A giff bard with a hammer dulcimer.
A 15th-level expert named Hebert D. Hippie, with maximum ranks in Craft (Basket-weaving), Craft (pottery), Profession (farmer), and similar skills.
Good Luck!
Nell.
Brightfire, an animated intelligent spellbook, filled with copies of glitterdust and wall of fire. The spellbook, unlike the potato, doesn't have eyes and can't see, but casts one of the two spells every round during an encounter.
A llama.
A giff bard with a hammer dulcimer.
A 15th-level expert named Hebert D. Hippie, with maximum ranks in Craft (Basket-weaving), Craft (pottery), Profession (farmer), and similar skills.
Good Luck!
Nell.
berdoingg
First Post
I meant *we* as a group, as I believe you are fully aware. Comedically misunderstanding the post and simultaneously pretending to be of royal descent is quite a feat - I salute you!
No really. It's a cartoon elephant. Babar has no place in MY Frog Gotten Realms.
Ooooh, get her. *Brandishes Handbag*
Thank you Nellisir, that's much more in the spirit of things. Keep up the good work!
Plane Sailing
Astral Admin - Mwahahaha!
Ask if you can play a ninja pirate, which as everyone knows is a gestalt fighter/rogue/monk/sorcerer
Slife
First Post
I just saw the new chameleon Prc. Ask if you can be a doppelganger chameleon pretending to be a drow multiclass mystic theurge/ninja pirate. Or make him insane, convinced by turns that he is Abraham Lincoln, D'rizzt, and a gigantic cocktail olive that keeps jumping in and out of a drink... and ask for disguise checks to look like them.
Chameleon info at
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/iw/20041210b&page=1
Chameleon info at
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/iw/20041210b&page=1
shilsen
Adventurer
berdoingg said:
Thanks
That just depends on how willingly you can suspend your disbelief. I'm Indian and a mythologist. If I can look at the loxo and not go catatonic with visions of Ganesha, I'm pretty sure you could forget Babar if you tried. But I can definitely see why the pleasures of having anthropomorphic elephants in your game is not worth the effort.
Olgar Shiverstone
Legend
A fiendish dire weasel bardbarian (aka skald).
There's got to be a heavy metal band somplace named Fiendish Dire Weasels. Got to be.
There's got to be a heavy metal band somplace named Fiendish Dire Weasels. Got to be.
Ninjavictim!
First Post
Some Bad Ideas
Oky well you could always create the biggest baddest barbarien known to humanoidkind, and then take as many levels of frenzied berzerker as possible and load up the extended rage feat. oh no im out of things to hit and still have 14 rounds of rage hey lookit those 2 drow brothers bet i could hit them for a bit! but thats if you want straight up vengance! whats wrong with power attacking a teammate with an axe 3 times bigger than them and throwing everything you can afford to into it those 50 damage hits can sting.
One of my favorite character ideas (i still havent found a good campein for him, but you might) Dogood your friendly neighborhood goblin cleric, a devout pacifist he wouldnt hurt a fly, and if he did he'd probobly spend about a month crying over it!
or Barf the mute dwarven bard who only knows how to play the bagpipes and uses them as a sole means of communication.
And who could not want to play runt the halfling warrior and amputee, Hey whats got no arms and no legs and wears full plate armor, why its our friend runt!
oh and dont forget all the joys of making any character narcaleptic, give yourself like a 50% chance to fall asleep at any given time. what better time for a sudden nap then mid combat, or during the villains monolog, or while grasping the edge of a cliff holding on for dear life
Oky well you could always create the biggest baddest barbarien known to humanoidkind, and then take as many levels of frenzied berzerker as possible and load up the extended rage feat. oh no im out of things to hit and still have 14 rounds of rage hey lookit those 2 drow brothers bet i could hit them for a bit! but thats if you want straight up vengance! whats wrong with power attacking a teammate with an axe 3 times bigger than them and throwing everything you can afford to into it those 50 damage hits can sting.
One of my favorite character ideas (i still havent found a good campein for him, but you might) Dogood your friendly neighborhood goblin cleric, a devout pacifist he wouldnt hurt a fly, and if he did he'd probobly spend about a month crying over it!
or Barf the mute dwarven bard who only knows how to play the bagpipes and uses them as a sole means of communication.
And who could not want to play runt the halfling warrior and amputee, Hey whats got no arms and no legs and wears full plate armor, why its our friend runt!
oh and dont forget all the joys of making any character narcaleptic, give yourself like a 50% chance to fall asleep at any given time. what better time for a sudden nap then mid combat, or during the villains monolog, or while grasping the edge of a cliff holding on for dear life
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