EvilMountainDew
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Mortaneus said:
Neato BOB! I hadn't seen that before I read this post.. Since this was DRAWN, I wonder who would actually DRAW that in!!!
WotC conspiracy theory
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Neato BOB! I hadn't seen that before I read this post.. Since this was DRAWN, I wonder who would actually DRAW that in!!!
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*Static*
Me and the darring Ninja Gnomes have found the sourse of the con*Static*. It is none other than Stev*Static*. Thats right *Static* Jackson. *Static* son has allied him self with no other than Jimmey Carter the leader of the vast Right Wing Con*Static*. 3.5 is just a ploy to boost the sales of GUR*Static* and use the money to buy *Static*. The MIBs have foun*Static*. This may be my last bord cast. If I don't contact you again call the Pres*Static*. Too many*Blam Blam*. Dartnnet X sighning off...
*Static*
realmprotector
Explorer
The real truth of the matter is that there is no one at WotC. They've all been replaced by LucasFilm droids. George Lucas himself is quoted as saying:
"I will put the LucasFilm Logo on every toy and game! I WILL HAVE MY EMPIRE!!!"
The entire staff of Wizard of the Coast are now chained in a small office in Oakland Cal. working for Chaosium. Said Charlie Crank president of Chaosium
"I finally have them where I want them! I will burn every last copy of Deities and Demi-Gods with Cthulhu Mythos!"
"I will put the LucasFilm Logo on every toy and game! I WILL HAVE MY EMPIRE!!!"
The entire staff of Wizard of the Coast are now chained in a small office in Oakland Cal. working for Chaosium. Said Charlie Crank president of Chaosium
"I finally have them where I want them! I will burn every last copy of Deities and Demi-Gods with Cthulhu Mythos!"
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Gez
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The thing are far worse than what you think. The signs are there, but nobody successfully made the connection.
Actually, the goal of D&D 4th edition is to provide Their agents with an innocuous looking, disguised spellbook. As a well known private eye and investigator has found out, D&D may permit you to learn real spells.
But you have to decode the book carefully with a key hidden in d20 Modern in order to read spell. The key is subliminally hidden in the FX chapter, if you look at it as if it was a stereographic picture, you may catch it.
They use these spells for mind-control purpose. Sadly for them, Real Magic is dangerous to use. That's what inspired them for the damaging spells in CoC and the Book of Vile Darkness. The revision, and the 4th edition (who are one and the same: "forth edition", it's a code) was written after They realized some breakthrough in arcane manipulations.
They are aliens. The Roswell Creature. The Grey. They are Them. Their ultimate goal is to resurrect their leader on Earth, the overpatriarch Elvis Presley (whom everyone knows his connection with aliens since rumors have leaked about his frequent jaunts on Mars). Then Elvis Reborn would lead an army of warrior-clones (the Star Wars movie episode 2 was just a ploy to subliminally force people into hopelessness when They'll release their clone armies) to take over the world. To this purpose, They'll use the cloning technology of the Raelian sect (a mere pawn in Their hands), but they have discovered they need a potent relic lost in the sand of ancient Babylonia -- today's Iraq. That's why They sent inspectors with the secret mission of bringing that relic, and why They'll also ordered an attack of occupation in case inspections were not enough. The power of the relic is equivalent to that of the Ark Covenant, which was searched for also (the Indiana Jones movie was just a way to broadcast Their orders to Their moles and agents everywhere). Note the connection between Lucas and Spielberg. Other films by them were also made to influence the mass' opinion on extraterrestrian creatures (ET, Encounter of the 3rd Type...).
But they'll have yet other plans to Their infamous genetech magic. Have you noticed Their insistance for WotC to put Desmodus everywhere ? It's one of the species of überwarriors They plan to create in order to take over the world. Other likely candidates for creation are the Loxo and the Gelatinous Cube.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Actually, the goal of D&D 4th edition is to provide Their agents with an innocuous looking, disguised spellbook. As a well known private eye and investigator has found out, D&D may permit you to learn real spells.
But you have to decode the book carefully with a key hidden in d20 Modern in order to read spell. The key is subliminally hidden in the FX chapter, if you look at it as if it was a stereographic picture, you may catch it.
They use these spells for mind-control purpose. Sadly for them, Real Magic is dangerous to use. That's what inspired them for the damaging spells in CoC and the Book of Vile Darkness. The revision, and the 4th edition (who are one and the same: "forth edition", it's a code) was written after They realized some breakthrough in arcane manipulations.
They are aliens. The Roswell Creature. The Grey. They are Them. Their ultimate goal is to resurrect their leader on Earth, the overpatriarch Elvis Presley (whom everyone knows his connection with aliens since rumors have leaked about his frequent jaunts on Mars). Then Elvis Reborn would lead an army of warrior-clones (the Star Wars movie episode 2 was just a ploy to subliminally force people into hopelessness when They'll release their clone armies) to take over the world. To this purpose, They'll use the cloning technology of the Raelian sect (a mere pawn in Their hands), but they have discovered they need a potent relic lost in the sand of ancient Babylonia -- today's Iraq. That's why They sent inspectors with the secret mission of bringing that relic, and why They'll also ordered an attack of occupation in case inspections were not enough. The power of the relic is equivalent to that of the Ark Covenant, which was searched for also (the Indiana Jones movie was just a way to broadcast Their orders to Their moles and agents everywhere). Note the connection between Lucas and Spielberg. Other films by them were also made to influence the mass' opinion on extraterrestrian creatures (ET, Encounter of the 3rd Type...).
But they'll have yet other plans to Their infamous genetech magic. Have you noticed Their insistance for WotC to put Desmodus everywhere ? It's one of the species of überwarriors They plan to create in order to take over the world. Other likely candidates for creation are the Loxo and the Gelatinous Cube.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
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Red Herrings, It's All Red Herrings
The truth is even more horrific...
It's all a nefarious plot by Kevin Siembieda of Palladium Games.
Angered by the criticisms heaped upon Rifts by mature gamers, Kevin has initiated a plan to turn D&D into something even more munchkin than his publications. With the aid of his hordes of mindless drones he is flooding every D&D venue he can find with demands for more broken classes, more over the top feats, more ultimate monsters that don't even make sense in gaming terms, much less in terms of the real world.
The ultimate goal is to create an edition of D&D so twinky merely glancing at a copy while walking past a game store will cause you to lose your parental rights down to the sixth and a third generation (with probationary status until the 33rd century).
D&D Ultimissimo will allow the player to run such characters as Half Celestial Half Dragon Fiendish Duergar Blackguard Dwarven Defenders with vibro-double axes in arcane ceramo-armor with a woven titanium core as starting equipment. With a setting where you can walk into a small village and purchase body parts from cloned Vecnas for just 20% over standard price.
Be afraid. Plotz until your GI tract collapses afraid.
The truth is even more horrific...
It's all a nefarious plot by Kevin Siembieda of Palladium Games.
Angered by the criticisms heaped upon Rifts by mature gamers, Kevin has initiated a plan to turn D&D into something even more munchkin than his publications. With the aid of his hordes of mindless drones he is flooding every D&D venue he can find with demands for more broken classes, more over the top feats, more ultimate monsters that don't even make sense in gaming terms, much less in terms of the real world.
The ultimate goal is to create an edition of D&D so twinky merely glancing at a copy while walking past a game store will cause you to lose your parental rights down to the sixth and a third generation (with probationary status until the 33rd century).
D&D Ultimissimo will allow the player to run such characters as Half Celestial Half Dragon Fiendish Duergar Blackguard Dwarven Defenders with vibro-double axes in arcane ceramo-armor with a woven titanium core as starting equipment. With a setting where you can walk into a small village and purchase body parts from cloned Vecnas for just 20% over standard price.
Be afraid. Plotz until your GI tract collapses afraid.
Dagger75
Epic Commoner
Re: Red Herrings, It's All Red Herrings
Ahh the Juicer Manifesto...
I was wondering when somebody would bring that up.
Then there is ~Operation Black Cat~ by White Wolf. Everybody will be able to play, Vampiric Werewolf Changeling Hunter Wraith Mages. Yes feats will be eliminated and replaced with Super Duper Power Stuff. You thought Epic Level stuff was powerful, just wait till Operation Black Cat.
mythusmage said:The truth is even more horrific...
It's all a nefarious plot by Kevin Siembieda of Palladium Games.
Angered by the criticisms heaped upon Rifts by mature gamers, Kevin has initiated a plan to turn D&D into something even more munchkin than his publications. With the aid of his hordes of mindless drones he is flooding every D&D venue he can find with demands for more broken classes, more over the top feats, more ultimate monsters that don't even make sense in gaming terms, much less in terms of the real world.
The ultimate goal is to create an edition of D&D so twinky merely glancing at a copy while walking past a game store will cause you to lose your parental rights down to the sixth and a third generation (with probationary status until the 33rd century).
D&D Ultimissimo will allow the player to run such characters as Half Celestial Half Dragon Fiendish Duergar Blackguard Dwarven Defenders with vibro-double axes in arcane ceramo-armor with a woven titanium core as starting equipment. With a setting where you can walk into a small village and purchase body parts from cloned Vecnas for just 20% over standard price.
Be afraid. Plotz until your GI tract collapses afraid.
Ahh the Juicer Manifesto...
I was wondering when somebody would bring that up.
Then there is ~Operation Black Cat~ by White Wolf. Everybody will be able to play, Vampiric Werewolf Changeling Hunter Wraith Mages. Yes feats will be eliminated and replaced with Super Duper Power Stuff. You thought Epic Level stuff was powerful, just wait till Operation Black Cat.
Re: Hal is right! Check out this top secret press Release!
Actually there is a game like that. It is called Dragonstorm.
And as for WotC, I am confident that nothing of the sort is happening. Relax, they have your best interests in mind and desire only to please. In fact you all should go out and buy other WoTC **ouch! Not so close to the neck! I'm reading the script! You gnome ninjas think you're hot stuff with your OWWWWW!!!!! Wahhh, NOOOOooooooooooo! KKSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH*static*
Harlock said:
Actually there is a game like that. It is called Dragonstorm.
And as for WotC, I am confident that nothing of the sort is happening. Relax, they have your best interests in mind and desire only to please. In fact you all should go out and buy other WoTC **ouch! Not so close to the neck! I'm reading the script! You gnome ninjas think you're hot stuff with your OWWWWW!!!!! Wahhh, NOOOOooooooooooo! KKSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH*static*
Zander
Explorer
Peter Adkison is Col Pladoh's long lost love child. Adkison was blackmailing Col P and forced the Col out of TSR. Adkison used the extortion money he had obtained from Col P to finance WotC's take-over of TSR.
What Adkison didn't know was that St Bill is a player in Col P's weekly 1E game. Col P offered to give St Bill's character a ring of three wishes if St Bill bought WotC. Trying to hide his D&D addiction, St Bill bought Hasbro in order to covertly seize WotC. Once St Bill was in charge he kicked out Adkison.
St Bill was responsible for 3E which is why it's full of bugs and requires a patch, namely 3.5.
Now you know.
What Adkison didn't know was that St Bill is a player in Col P's weekly 1E game. Col P offered to give St Bill's character a ring of three wishes if St Bill bought WotC. Trying to hide his D&D addiction, St Bill bought Hasbro in order to covertly seize WotC. Once St Bill was in charge he kicked out Adkison.
St Bill was responsible for 3E which is why it's full of bugs and requires a patch, namely 3.5.
Now you know.
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