Pielorinho
Iron Fist of Pelor
My tips for all of you entering the contest:
-Before you start writing, have a glass of wine. In fact, polish off the bottle. It'll open up your creativity like nothing else.
-Don't waste time poring over your submission for nitpicky little errors. WOTC has editors who can proofread and revise for you: you're the writer, not the grammar teacher.
-Forgotten Realms is a known success. The more your entry emulates FR, the likelier it'll be to win. Overlooked Counties, for example, would be an awesome name for your submission.
-Nothing says quality like exclamation points!!!! Use lots of them! to show that you're passionate! about your setting!!!!!!
-Only squares, and Eric's Grandmother, don't like cussing. Next to an exclamation point, a really raunchy bit of profanity is the best way to show that you care about your subject.
-Remember that you don't just demonstrate creativity through your words: your choice of paper color, font, and even language can demonstrate that you're an original free-thinker.
-Everyone likes limericks.
If y'all follow all these rules in making your submissions, you'll make me a happy man.
Daniel
Why, yes, now that you ask, I DO plan to submit an entry. May the best DM win!
-Before you start writing, have a glass of wine. In fact, polish off the bottle. It'll open up your creativity like nothing else.
-Don't waste time poring over your submission for nitpicky little errors. WOTC has editors who can proofread and revise for you: you're the writer, not the grammar teacher.
-Forgotten Realms is a known success. The more your entry emulates FR, the likelier it'll be to win. Overlooked Counties, for example, would be an awesome name for your submission.
-Nothing says quality like exclamation points!!!! Use lots of them! to show that you're passionate! about your setting!!!!!!
-Only squares, and Eric's Grandmother, don't like cussing. Next to an exclamation point, a really raunchy bit of profanity is the best way to show that you care about your subject.
-Remember that you don't just demonstrate creativity through your words: your choice of paper color, font, and even language can demonstrate that you're an original free-thinker.
-Everyone likes limericks.
If y'all follow all these rules in making your submissions, you'll make me a happy man.
Daniel
Why, yes, now that you ask, I DO plan to submit an entry. May the best DM win!

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