WotC's Head to head monster match! Vote for your favorite!

If I saw a Marilith Dervish, I'd be scared, sure. But if I saw a tarrasque, I'd lose all control over my bowel.
 

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Jdvn1 said:
If I saw a Marilith Dervish, I'd be scared, sure. But if I saw a tarrasque, I'd lose all control over my bowel.

Naw. The marilith dervish would be where all the terror is for me. The Tarrasque would just be sheer jaw-dropped wonder. Followed closely by my getting squished.

Demiurge out.
 

Ashardalon said:
An armless, one-legged Meepo...

And then Palpatine (becuase he does this kind of thing all the time) will come along and fit Meepo with solid-black life-sustaining body armor that increases Meepo's size by half-a-catagory, and tell Meepo he (Meepo, not Palpatine) accidently killed his beloved.

Meepo - the demi-human answer to Anakin Skywalker.
 
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ARrrgggh!

***Weeps for his six armed scale-licious champion***

Will anything stop the munchkin feuled avalanche that is the Tarrasque? It's Gonna be a pretty versatile adventure they create if they indeed use the winner in an "encounter" like the copy states, huh?
 

Bah. Who voted for the Tarrasque? As interesting as it would be to see WOTC print an adventure around it, I really don't care. Man, I hope it dies next round, hopefully to the Iron Golem Drow Lich. Here's another Vote for Jannys Shadowgaunt.
 

Don't tell me the Tarrasque beat the Marilith? There's some serious freak's out there that think a Tarrasque might make even a vaguely interesting adventure! :(
 

Yep, the T-sque beating the marilith is lame.

It's a big, dumb beast. And adventure with it either consists of a high-level party assaulting it directly and pounding it into the ground, or a lower-level party avoiding it as you would some unstoppable plot device. Either way, bleh. Let's have an intelligest monster with plans, motivations, and personality win.

Voting for the lich this week. Warforged are lame.
 


Felon said:
Voting for the lich this week. Warforged are lame.

Bah. The tarrasque is obviously a dinosaur knock-off.

Accordingly, the only thing that can beat it is either a ninja or a pirate. Errol Flynn ... er, I mean, "Xxerlflyyn, the Beholder Pirate" ... has already been eliminated from the competition.

Ergo, a ninja must come forward to defeat the Big T.
 


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