WotC's Head to head monster match! Vote for your favorite!

[Dog Moon]

Brains turning into sludge can never be resisted. That's part of the problem.

 

[Bran Blackbyrd]

Speak for yourself; my brain doesn't have the consistency of a slushy. It should probably have something to do with the part of the brain that feels pain, though.

Just so you know, a blizzard is more like a thick milkshake with stuff mixed into it. A slushy is, of course, made of ice. They have completely different stats.

Vote NO on issue #Tarrasque!

 

[Zappo]

Ow. That must hurt.

Shuluth didn't mind.

 

[Obscure]

Warforged ninja bites the dust; Stone Giant paladin will get crushed into gravel.

 

[Patryn of Elvenshae]

Blah. We're going to end up with a frakin' Tarrasque adventure. That stinks.

 

[The Grumpy Celt]

The stone giant is a paladin, with smite evil. The troll berzerker is evil. So the stone giant should be able to smitify the troll.

 

[Dog Moon]

Yay, Warforged Ninja gets crushed. Well, 55-45 may not be a CRUSHING victory, but I'll take it nonetheless. As for the Troll, they were once cool, but it's been a while since I've seen a Stone Giant in action and never a Paladin one. The Troll better be prepared to be smitten, smited, smoted, smote, whatever!

 

[Goblyn]

Troll FB this round, methinks. Why? Deathless frenzy + regen(as if this eludes anybody here) That and the stone giant is ugly ... which is mostly what my vote is based on, really.

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yeah, the troll is ugly, but there exist non-ugly pics of trolls while not so for stone giants.

 

[demiurge1138]

Yeah, I voted for the troll frenzied berserker. Why? Because, of all the fights I can think of, the tarrasque vs. troll FB has the most comic potential. Neither of them can die! Who's going to get bored first?!

Demiurge out.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Blah. We're going to end up with a frakin' Tarrasque adventure. That stinks.

We're going to end up with a Meepo adventure. That rules.