Wulf's Collected Story Hour -- FINAL UPDATE 12/25

[Samnell]

Yes please do... I want to get to the juicy parts, or the parts about Shorty at least...

If squeezed long enough, Shorty's parts are virtually guaranteed to be juicy.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

If squeezed long enough, Shorty's parts are virtually guaranteed to be juicy.

For a second there, I thought that said PANTS.

 

[Welverin]

For a second there, I thought that said PANTS.

You too, eh? Of course that could still be what he meant.

 

[Samnell]

You too, eh? Of course that could still be what he meant.

Oddly enough, it wasn't. That's sort of out of character for me.

I guess I'm just enough of a halfling lover that I want to squeeze all the little halfling p-

I'm stopping now before I say anything else that could be used against me.

 

[Samnell]

Wulf? Didn't you say we were getting an update Monday? It's Tuesday now.

No, this is not an attempt to draw attention away from my commentary about halflings. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

And BUMP.

 

[Dinkeldog]

Shhhh....

We're plotting something in the background.

 

[Dawn]

Background plotting?

There'll be none of that. We readers need to be keep up to date! Please.........

 

[Halma]

Magic Items

I know that Wulf had asked what Lvls he should take, so I think that Shorty will ask the populace what should Shorty take as far as Magic items. I am not one to hoard magic Items so I haven't just grabbed at any old thing because I am not greedy (Some are, hmm... wonder who that could be?). I have a total of 240,000 gold pieces to spend and I would like your suggestions please. Shorty already has a Ring of Wiz I, Ring Of Prot +4, Amulet of Natural Armour + 2, Robe of Resistance +2, Cloak of Charisma + 4, Flying Carpet, Staff of Flame (Should I keep this or sell it). 2 Cure Serious Wounds potions, 3 Cure Light potions, Boots of Levitation. Wand of Lighting with 36 charges, and Bracers of Armour +2.

The Items that I have are included in the 240,000 gp's so I could sell off some of them.

Let me know what you all think please.

Shorty

 

[Nail]

Re: Magic Items

Advice? Sure....FWIW:

You need an AC. You need better saves. You need a Rod of Absorbtion.

If ye asked me, I'd tell ya t'get some better Bracers, an' trade up that Robe of Resistance. Not too much, I suppose, but a little bit wouldn't hurt.

You might concider a custom-made Wondrous Item that casts th' ever-useful Shield or Expeditious Retreat. They're first level, and thus cheap. Increased mobility is almost as useful as increased AC, especially fer spell casters. In fact, why don't you combine that effect with yer present boots of levitation? It wouldn't be that expensive......

Also concider some of those amulets and scarbs that protect against various nasties, like Death effects. Yer Fort save sucks, right?

And it's gonna be convenient fer you to have something that removes/absorbs/negates the enemies magic. Lotsa those items around. Pricy, but generally worth it. And boy, does it seem like you've been burned by that stuff alot.

You've got plenty of "bang" spells, so I wouldn't waste yer money there.

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Course, all this imaginary money he's spendin' is sort of predicated on the back-breakin' efforts of me and my fellow dwarves.

It ain't easy parlaying a pile of adamantine into a king's ransom, you know.

And by the way... We didn't give you that staff so you could haul off and just SELL the friggin' thing. If you don't want it, we'll drop it back in party treasure and split up the proceeds.

Sheesh, you have to keep your eye on these pecks, or WHAT?


Wulf