Yet another offensive The Le Games ad

[reveal]

Not 15 seconds ago, I was horrified to witness the advertisement for The Le's "17 Rogue Feats." On it, it featured a group of lemons along with the tagline "It's Zesty!" My complaints are as follows:

1) Lemons have nothing to do with Rogue feats.

2) The bright colors hurt my eyes.

3) I am citric acid intolerant. Seeing that ad only makes the shame more unbearable.

Please remove the offensive ad immediately.

Thank you,
reveal

PS: I am not a crackpot.

 

[Jdvn1]

Lemons have nothing to do with Rogue feats.

You obviously haven't seen the Rogues I have.

 

[Crothian]

I think the ads are actually here to help fight scurvy. Most Pirates using the core rules are rogue classed. Pirates suffer from scurvy. Lemons help fight scurvy. Having lemon in the rogue feats will help these pirates fight scurvy.

 

[EricNoah]

Not to mention that the ad's slogan violates the tradmarks of Procter & Gamble Corporation.

 

[kirinke]

Not 15 seconds ago, I was horrified to witness the advertisement for The Le's "17 Rogue Feats." On it, it featured a group of lemons along with the tagline "It's Zesty!" My complaints are as follows:

1) Lemons have nothing to do with Rogue feats.

2) The bright colors hurt my eyes.

3) I am citric acid intolerant. Seeing that ad only makes the shame more unbearable.

Please remove the offensive ad immediately.

Thank you,
reveal

PS: I am not a crackpot.

Actually, you have been revealed as a pot that has been cracked severely. Eh. Takes all kinds I suppose.

 

[Mark]

Not 15 seconds ago, I was (. . .)

. . . bored?

 

[Psion]

I think the ads are actually here to help fight scurvy. Most Pirates using the core rules are rogue classed. Pirates suffer from scurvy. Lemons help fight scurvy. Having lemon in the rogue feats will help these pirates fight scurvy.

Impeccible logic!

 

[Kheti sa-Menik]

Not 15 seconds ago, I was horrified to witness the advertisement for The Le's "17 Rogue Feats." On it, it featured a group of lemons along with the tagline "It's Zesty!" My complaints are as follows:

1) Lemons have nothing to do with Rogue feats.

2) The bright colors hurt my eyes.

3) I am citric acid intolerant. Seeing that ad only makes the shame more unbearable.

Please remove the offensive ad immediately.

Thank you,
reveal

PS: I am not a crackpot.

<BIG SMILE> It's okay, we'll do something about it...noooo problem....
<to rest of Enworld> right gang?
<An aside> someone get a net and a tranq gun..I think someone needs a nap

 

[kirinke]

Who needs a net?

Gets on her huntn cap and whips out a tranq gun.

"Shhh... Be vewwy vewwy quiet. I'm huntn loonies,"

 

[TheLe]

Notice that I am an equal opportunity offender. I made sure to offend all sorts of fruit, not just lemons.

I actually had 6 banners, but I am only allowed 5. I decided to leave out the last one (17 magic weapons), because I felt that was the weakest of the lot (and is potentially the most offensive).

That reminds me, I need to do new banners this week. Anyone have a suggestion for a theme? I always wanted to offend vegetables...

`Le