Yet another offensive The Le Games ad

[Jdvn1]

How about cheese?

 

[reveal]

Notice that I am an equal opportunity offender. I made sure to offend all sorts of fruit, not just lemons.

I actually had 6 banners, but I am only allowed 5. I decided to leave out the last one (17 magic weapons), because I felt that was the weakest of the lot (and is potentially the most offensive).

That reminds me, I need to do new banners this week. Anyone have a suggestion for a theme? I always wanted to offend vegetables...

`Le

I hate you with a passion that is both awesome and unholy.

 

[TheLe]

I hate you with a passion that is both awesome and unholy.

You're welcome.


`Le

 

[Henry]

That reminds me, I need to do new banners this week. Anyone have a suggestion for a theme? I always wanted to offend vegetables...

That reminds me... have you ever done a product on Unorthodox Money? (You know, wampum, coin-necklaces, the armbands that vikings used to hack silver and gold off of in pieces, the Maori money-stones, etc.)?

As for themes, you can always violate ice cream in many new and interesting ways...

 

[BOZ]

mmm ice cream... hey, what's that funny taste?

 

[kirinke]

Hmmm.
Broccolie
Mushrooms
Eggplant
Squash
Pumpkins
Watermelons
Strawberries

You haven't touched those yet....

 

[TheLe]

That reminds me... have you ever done a product on Unorthodox Money? (You know, wampum, coin-necklaces, the armbands that vikings used to hack silver and gold off of in pieces, the Maori money-stones, etc.)?

I have no idea what you are talking about. How would a book like that work?

I do have a Vikings d20 book coming though, and Unorthodox Mimes.

`Le

 

[Henry]

I have no idea what you are talking about. How would a book like that work?

I do have a Vikings d20 book coming though, and Unorthodox Mimes.

`Le

Some DMs gloss over money in their campaign world, but some do like to cover unusual types of money - and there have been some unusual types.

Native Americans introduced Europeans to Wampum, an item of religious value which became an item of monetary value. The vikings used to melt silver from raids into jewelry, and they'd hack off pieces for either melting down or for direct payment for goods.

I'm sure that fantasy realms could indeed have some freaky currencies, just based on the existance of magic - maybe gems with continual flame cast on them, or a society that trades in preserved beholder eyes, or things even wackier that I can't come up with on the spot on a message board.

It's not OGL, but Hypersmurf once noted that "nonmagical orbs of force" should technically permanently stay around after casting an Orb of Force spell. An economy based on force-orbs from a misworded 4th level spell would be pretty neat.

 

[diaglo]

That reminds me, I need to do new banners this week. Anyone have a suggestion for a theme? I always wanted to offend vegetables...

`Le

d00d,

i think that would violate the no religious stuff on the site.




oops, you said vegetables not veggietales.

 

[LightPhoenix]

(Singing)
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You're the one for meeeeee~
Sent from up aboooooooove~
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